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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Poor girl.
Dying from boredom at such a young age.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Again
that should be 'Poor girl, dying from boredom at such a young age.'

Your not very good at this english lark, are you sadcase?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I think I may join her in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Please do, sadcase.

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Positively Wildean.
Are you a sockpuppet for Kenneth Williams?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Ooooooh, Matron
are you the sockpoppet for people who are really shit at the internet and try to hide it by correcting other people's spelling?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
hey Mr you're on my thread now!
If I am correct I can ignore you and banish your drivel. If I'm incorrect you're still Bert being a cunt and life goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
it must have been terrible for you when those accusations arose about you being a nonce, Bobbytheseahorse but you probabyl shouldn't be bringing it up online

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Accusations, surely you mean admission?
Would you like to have sex with me Bert?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Sure, lets do it

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Gaz me for my address
sweetcheeks
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
If you ignore them it just means you won't see their posts
we can still see them.

I made that mistake when I put JMG on ignore and forgot about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
why would you ignore the trolls?
They're the best thing about B3ta
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
you're a mong not a troll

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I never said I was

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
yes you have more than once
what are you a liar as well as a mong?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I know I have, repeatedly in fact
I jsut love being contrary, I was expecting a more vitriolic response, I'm enjoying this
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
What you are enjoying is someone humouring you
if you started again and weren't a tit you could still recover this.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I don't want to now, it got entertaining when Rory joined in
whose address is this BTW? Bobbytheseahorse jsut gazzed me it

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(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
That's my address
See you when you MTFU
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
is it really? as in actually? You actually gave your address out on the internet?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Yep come and see me Bert
we can play xbox, have a doob I'll take you to the flyer for a specialist cider. We can even go and see a Rovers game.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
sounds very nice, but I can't tell if you're stupid enough to be serious?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
he is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
he's right you know

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
that's really bad
I'm going to edit my post, I don't want people sending you faeces by post
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Come and play with me

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
maybe I will, but please remember not to give your address out on the internet in future, that's just silly

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Not if I get sweet little things like you turning up at my door.
And I think you'll find you posted my address on the internet. I sent it in confidence to my new boyfriend.

That's you sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
so whose address was it?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Mine

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)
that's really, really stupid, don't do that again

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
You won't say that when you come over to play

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Rovers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
As in Roy of the

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
yeah sorry my grandad was club dr for years
I feel an affiliation
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Calm down Jeff, I think he's referring to football.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)
He's a city fan he should be my enemy

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
But instead, you love me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
more than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Ah right, I thought it was an auto erotic response to the word Rover, given Jeff's predilection.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
That is why I sniggered at your comment.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Sniggers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
that's a shame.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Do you mean
"You're not very good..." or were you being ironic?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Every time one of you does this, I have a little party in my tum

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I think you'll find that's just wind.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
"Shaking your digestive tract like yeah."

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Hey Abs
It's just Bert having his daily masturbation session on OT so don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I'm really glad that BobbyTheSeaHorse isn't a convicted nonce

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Why? If I was convicted I could spoon your Dad at nights

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Oh, I'm not worried
I just found it funny. I like when people corrects me, and I find amusing the fact that I can correct some back. It's particularly good if they're being pricks, so this one was great.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
You fucking rock!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Well, thanks
You're very polite indeed.

I'm sorry I won't be able to meet you at the next Manchester bash.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I'm gonna goto a London one instead
much closer for me. And if I can tie it in with a trip to the Arsenal all the better.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Is that the one on the 22nd of October?
I could go, but that'd mean another weekend far from Manchester, which would make 7 on a row, and my laundry and shopping would be very badly affected by it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Don't know as thats my second week back at uni
I am just keeping my eyes peeled on the calendar to see if I can fit one in.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Thanks, I think
there's too much grammar nazi-ing and pendantism going on around here, I'll put is stop to it thoguh.

I'm the clsoest you're ever likely to get to meeting a real superhero
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
You see?
I can think of a lot of nasty things to tell you now, following B3ta's ways, but I can't bring myself to be mean, so well, hi.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Hi
it's ok, you don't have to be mean, I'm not even mean myself, I mean I don't try to be mean, but people take the meaning of tmy posts the way I don't meant hem
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Poor ununderstood (?)
Oh, well, that's the magic of written language, isn't it? You have to be very clear if you want people to understand what you mean.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I try to be mean
but at best, I'm average
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
haha! Mathslol

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is the first thing you've written that's not been dog shit
and I should know
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I was trying to write the word 'mean' as many times as possible in one sentence

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
You did pretty well
You had to use meant and that, but still ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

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