even i can't rhyme dracula
creative writing masters or not. so i'm just going to say "simply the best, better than all the rest."

or he would be if he could spell my name correctly...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry, I wont ninja edit as it will make your post seem crazy
My next door neighbour is called Rachael (so it's all her fault)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

oh ok then
let's both take it out on her.

how is your day anyway? i just got in from court so am only just getting around to lunch. should i be worried that my salad describes itself as "with feta-style cheese"???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Not as interesting as yours little miss "I've just come back from court"
did you get to shout "Objection" and "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH" at people?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

no
but i did get a 100% victory on everything i was seeking, including costs which NEVER HAPPENS (60-70% costs recovery is a good result).

yeah, so that'll teach the 70 year old non-english speaking defendant.

on the plus side for him, i don't think he understood a word, so he doesn't realise how catastrophically badly it went for him!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Hooray, the system works!
Congrats on your win, I can't beat that. I think the highlight of my workday has been picking out all the coloured paperclips from my paperclip dish and making a pretty chain out of them.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

i have just seen that lampito was clever enough to rhyme your name
i feel really dejected at my crapness now.

i ALWAYS do that. then when i need one in a hurry, like for court earlier, i only have a long useless chain that i can never get apart again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

If some paperwork passes my desk and it has a nice coloured paperclip on it
I swap it for a plain metal one MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAoh god why has my life come to this???

Oh well, whatever stops me shooting up the place...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

this is a really sneaky and devious and low
albeit utterly pointless form of rebellion.

kind of like when i used graaaadually to sneak sugar into my then boyfriend and boss' tea every time he ordered me to make it. he was on 2 teaspoons a day, 6 times a day, and had no idea why he was gaining weight. heh heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I once won a QOTW with my tale of upping the coffee strength on one of my co-workers
it's dropped off my profile now
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

it is the petty victories
that are all the sweeter sometimes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I bought stripey ones the other day
it made my week. I steal and hoarde the tiny bulldog clips because they're so cute.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

paperchase has ladybird pins
everything pinned to my board above my desk now has a ladybird on it.

edit - christ there is a lot of crap pinned to the board above my desk...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I had some black and yellow stripey ones
some bastard stole them, I bet they were actually USED!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

and I thought accountancy was dull

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

soooooo many accountants are exactly that
but teh colonel is not one of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

It's not exactly a rollercoaster ride of fun
but it's not the most boring job I have ever done (I think financial services admin wins that one).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

anything that ends in "administrator"
has the potential to be a very dull person in my experience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I knew I had to get out when I was sneaking paperwork home and burning it
not important stuff, but things like acknowledgement letters...I was supposed to send off an acknowledgement letter to confirm that I had received the acknowledgement letter and this in turn would cause me to receive an acknowledgement letter...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

i think i would have burned myself
hang on. that is basically what i do every day. oh god.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)