Scott Pilgrim vs The World made me cinemalol at times
It also made me excitedly shout "YOOOORRRR!", which is a sign of a good movie.

Alt Q: Lost in Translation. I've said it before, but that film is dull as dishwater, yet many people get all up in my grill about it feverishly defending it with a fervor matched by only the greatest Linux or Mac fans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, I know what you mean
I know there is something in LiT that I'm missing, or otherwise, a lot of people are making a lot of noise about a very, very slow film.

And I didn't get the "translation" bit, as they all spoke English, and didn't have any problem to understand each other. I was expecting something quite different.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

It's a film where nothing happens
Then nothing happens some more.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I was waiting
that at some point, a Japanesse with no idea of English made a mistake and the Americans translated it wrong or something, and then get all confussed and have sex with the girl because of that.

Not 2h of seeing a girl looking out of the window, bored to death. I was as bored as she was.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I was more bored than she was
dreadful film, made for tossers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Yes
At least she had sex at the end. I didn't even get that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I did
Well, boredom wanks count.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

At the cinema?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

No, I pirated it
Glad I did, would have hated to have spent money on that film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I did too
Glad I didn't pay for it. I don't understand how it got so many good reviews.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

LABSLABSLABS!
Welcome back! Did you have fun? Tell me everything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Wow, I feel missed!
I did have fun thanks, as pics on FB will testify. I even did a Croissant Man pose, although I can't remember if I got it right.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Oh, yes, you went on holidays
How was it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

It was great thanks :)
We found a nice natural (no buildings allowed) cove that seemed to only have Menorcans on. It was beautiful, topless ladies occupied my entire field of view.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Well
That sounds like perfect holidays (at least for men and lesbians)

I'm glad you had fun. Did you try the sobrasada?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I did indeed, and it was lovely!
We were halfway between the 'Brits Abroad' resort of Los Delfines, and the traditional old capital city of Ciutadella, and had some lovely meals.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I'm glad you enjoyed it
and that you didn't behave like a guiri. Well done, sir.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I even attempted to order everything in Spanish
Only problem there was if they assumed I was Spanish, and therefore replied at breakneck speed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Oh, yes, I can see the problem
But very good for trying. Next time you only have to smile and say "más despacio, por favor"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I just said
"Lo siento, solo hablo un poco Espanol".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Wow
That is very good. I'm sure they appreciated it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I looked it up before I went
I think they appreciated it, or I just looked like a proper croissant eater.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Hello!
Had a nice holiday?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

How do Ma'am!
Had a lovely time thanks, I even got a bit of colour (not all of it red).

I also ate mussels, which I don't normally like. They look like vaginas.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

They do *laughs*
Which is why I can only eat them with a sauce to disguise the fact.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

It's not like you even have to squint
They ONLY look like vaginas. Even a Tibetan monk, who's been in isolation for 50 years, would instantly say "That looks like pussy" upon seeing one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

it's something I've always thought but never said
it's taken me a while to get my mrs to pluck up the courage to eat them. I think that would put her off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

They do, don't they?
Disgusting, but tasting. The mussels, I've never tried vaginas.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

much the same experience

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Fishy
I suppose at least with the mussels you can get rid of the beard before putting them in your mouth.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

You're on top form today : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

It must be the lack of sleep
Maybe I should ask my neighbour to play loud music at night more often.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

that is gross and hilarious in equal measures

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Oh Aber I'm surprised at you, that was crude!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

As I said
I think it's the lack of sleep. And maybe too much time spent here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Yeah right

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

they do look like vaginas
but moules mariniere is probably my favourite dish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

That's what Em had, and I stole some
It was tasty as hell.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

You should try them
breaded and fry. Mmmmm
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Right I'm now really hungry for innapropriate breakfast snacks
I need the sandwich lady to hurry up and get here.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Hello boy
How's your day going?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Sorry only just saw this. Good yeah, trying to plan my honeymoon for when I marry TGB. How are your wedding plans going? Is mother still being a nuisance xx
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)