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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning all!
I'm a little tired today, went on a downloading spree last night, and ended up watching Four Lions, Iron Man 2, and the first episode of Sherlock (The TV Series). Iron Man was exactly as I expected, good fun, but that's about It.

However, Sherlock and Four Lions had me in absolute hysterics! So, what was the last film/tv series to have you laughing til you hurt?

Alt Q: What's the film that you hate, but everyone else seems to like? Mine are Superbad, Something About Mary and War Of The Worlds
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:17, 150 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Alt Q: Four Lions

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:22, Reply)
Seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:38, Reply)
Yeah seriously. Hated it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Fair enough
Have you ever watched any Brass Eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)
yes, that's what surprised me. I love Brass Eye but I hated the film
I just found it distasteful. I think they lost me when they blew up the crow. The only thing I found remotely amusing was when they convinced that guy to start jogging like a spastic because he saw them doing it. Oh and "fuck mini babybel!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)
I was a little upset by the crow being blown up, for obvious reasons
But I still found it fucking funny. Mind you, I found Monkey Dust too gruesome when I first watched it, and now I think it's the funniest thing that ever appeared on BBC3. To each their own, I guess.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
I love Monkey Dust
I love the guy who lies about his whereabouts and the Meatsafe Murderer only I never done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)
In the later series
they introduced the paedofinder general, who never fails to make me piss myself with laughter. It's a crying shame they never issued series 2 and 3 on DVD.

Thinking about it though, they had their own suicide bomber sketch in the later series - which I thought was probably the inspiration for Four Lions. Not quite as near the knuckle as Chris Morris' effort, but still bloody funny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I don't really watch enough films or television to answer either of these!

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:24, Reply)
let's thread jack
What was your favourite childhood activity? I think mine was going to the zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:29, Reply)
Going on holidays
And I haven't changed my opinion since!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:31, Reply)
I meant more day trips
obviously holiday was the best time ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)
Ah, OK
Probably the biannual model railway exhibition that my dad used to take me to. He didn't tell me where we were going the first time (I'd have been about 6) and I was incredibly pleased when we entered a hall full of train sets!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:38, Reply)
my dad had a model railway running around our loft, it was brilliant.
He used to spend ages painting the little houses and stuff for the scenery.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)
I had one too, as a kid
but I grew out of it when I reached my mid teens. It's all still in boxes up my parents' loft though.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)
I quite like the idea of little model painting but the trains don't hold any interest for me now
When we moved my dad was gutted to have to take it all down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)
I'll bet that guy who was on Derren Brown's programme last night
has nightmares about trains.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)
I didn't see it, what happened?
lots of people have been slating it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)
He picked a meek, shy bloke
and got him to MTFU over a month, culminating in taking control of an aeroplane (actually a simulator but he didn't know). Part of if involved him putting the bloke in a strait jacket and tying him to a railway line, with a train coming. He escaped in the nick of time.

Obviously there would have been some sort of trickery involved, but he was still shitting himself!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I thoroughly enjoyed watching it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Staying in my room and drawing.
I was emo before it was invented.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:32, Reply)
I'm rubbish at art
I can't even draw a straight line.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

line curtain
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Never mind curtains
It takes me all my time to draw breath some days!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

room cave

/old joke
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)
from the age of 13: driving tractors, prior to this: anything with an engine

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:40, Reply)
Tractors scared me when I was younger
their wheels are just so big.

Now that I'm older they just piss me off when I get stuck behind them on the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)
I've never had strong feelings about them!
Round here, farmers are usually pretty good at pulling over to let traffic past. It's the old biddies in their Micras who piss me off, pootling along at 40mph on a perfectly good road, with a queue of angry commuters behind.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)
It depended which farmer it was where I lived
the younger guys usually pulled over but the grumpy old twatbags never did, no matter how many people they were holding up. Dicks.

I hated Sunday drivers, I used to work a double shift in the pub and I'd have an hour to nip home and have a break between shifts, but I would always get stuck behind some stupid old couple who would drive at 20 and stop to point at bunnies, making a 5 minute journey take 20 minutes.

I love living in the city now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)
Cities irritate me beyond measure, when trying to do a journey
It takes so long to get anywhere! Even tractors move at a faster average speed.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)
I walk everywhere in the city
or get the tram. I only rob Wiggy's car when we're leaving the city. I see so many angry commuters beeping at each other and driving like dicks in the mornings it makes public transport look slightly less horrific.

I walk to work accompanied by the magpies so it's a pretty stress-free journey.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)
If it's a short enough distance to walk
it's definitely the best way. I live nearly 30 miles from work but it's only about a 35 minute drive.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:59, Reply)
I just wish the trains were more reliable so that more people used them
it pisses me off how many people drive when they don't need to. I wanted the congestion charge to come into Manchester so that they would improve the transport links but all those people who drive the 5 mile journey to work voted against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Was (still am) a petrolhead - tractors were the first thing I was allowed to drive
I did buy my first car when I was 14 though, although my parents sold it 4 months later when they finally found out I had bought it & was driving myself around (including to school).
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)
you're lucky you didn't get stopped by the police
or hit anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)
I only drove locally on rural roads, the car was roadworthy and I didn't tear around like a boy racer.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)
doesn't make it ok
All the lads in the pub used to drink drive on the local roads because there weren't any coppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)
I didn't drink & drive. I'm not condoning what I did either.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)
sorry I shouldn't be so grumpy
I have to deal with people at work who break motoring laws all the time so it annoys me more than it should.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)
understandable

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)
I loved playing with Mecanos
specially if they had engines. It took a while for my parents to agree and buy me the first one, as they thought I (as a girl) wouldn't like it, and would be asking my father for help all the time. Bah.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)
Going to the beach
But I hated the coming back, walking uphill back home full of sand and salt.

But the beach was great. Smelling the sea and feeling starving was all the same thing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)
I used to hate coming back from the swimming pool
sitting in the car with damp hair and crinkly fingers, stinging eyes and smelling of chlorine, yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)
Yep, I know
And I hated having to shower at the swimming pool too. The showers were opened, so we would keep our swimming wear on and, you know, there are bits of your body that you can't wash properly without getting naked and without looking a bit rude in front of a lot of women.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)
Alt q: Napoleon Dynamite
Everyone seemed to love it, but I have absolutely no idea why.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)
I'm the same on this

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:34, Reply)
And me.
It was ok but not great.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:53, Reply)
yeah this, it was ok
but the way all the emo kids built it all up made it disappointing.

I'm still not sold on Anchorman either. It's true that the more you watch it the funnier it gets, but I think you have to be in a room full of people who love it to enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)
I still don't particularly laugh at the film
But if we sit round, and talk about it, it sounds like the funniest film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)
yeah I think that's it, everyone sitting around quoting it makes it seem hilarious
but when you watch it it's a bit cringeworthy. There are some quality lines in it though, I think my favourite is "60% of the time it works every time"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:59, Reply)
Anchorman slays me
even alone. ND was alright but not amazing. Step Brothers is better than both.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:59, Reply)
me too
I love Napolean Dynamite though

I particularly love the bit in Anchorman when he finishes playing the flute and shouts "Hey Aqualung!" because it's from a Jethro Tull song
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
You really have a problem spelling 'Napoleon' don't you?
I have this with 'Francisco'.

Great news re Jim Jones gigs, eh? I missed the LP launch party last Thursday due to rank stupidity, but am buying tickets today for the Scala show on Oct 21st. It's one of my favourite venues and not too far from home either.

*does Tim Henman 'COME ON!' gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)
it is great news
they are playing in The Cavern, which is suitably seedy and underground. It is going to be fucking awesome.

I need the new album so I can fully prepare myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Don't turn up to the bash too massive-drugged-over, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Jethro Tull were pretty ace
My favourite part of Anchorman is he when he is talking to Baxter and goes "you ate a whole wheel of cheese?, I'm not even angry I'm impressed"

I am pissing myself at my desk writing this
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
I love lamp

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
LOUD NOISES

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Bears can smell the menstruation
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I'm very important.
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I want to be on you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
Whip it
Scott Pilgrim vs The World

alt q: Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)
I have never laughed at anything in my life

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)
Is this why you stay on /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)
I rewatched Brasseye the other day
that had me laughing a lot

Alt Q: Juno, Superbad, The Notebook
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)
loved Juno

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)
it was just cringing
and want-to-be smart and funny, while actually just being boring.

But then I think Judd Apatow films are load of wank, so I'm obviously out of touch
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Brasseye was magnificent in so many ways.
I'd interested in seeing Four Lions but shall wait for my brother's review first, as we have near-identical taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)
there are two of you?!
Dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)
We're practically identical music wise as well.
Not to look at, mind. I'm infinitely more handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)
that must be one ugly brother you got there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)
His girlfriend posts on here occasionally.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)
Well she can be safe in the knowledge that I won't be hitting on her man.
At this point I should make it clear I have no idea what either of you look like, I just wanted to call you ugly but it's kind of backfired.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)
I'm sure he will learn to live with the crushing disappointment somehow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)
Aww I loved Juno
I thought it was sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)
Ellen Page mmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:59, Reply)
I have a friend who looks like her.
She's really annoying though. The friend, not Ellen Page. I don't know Ellen Page.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)
I have a Depp lookalike friend, going out for beers with him
is just embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)
I bet he's had so much sex.
so much sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)
more than me the fucker

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
The mother of my child
had me in her phone as '[my real 1st name] Depp' when I first met her.

That's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)
you better be able to back that up irl old man!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
I'm not saying it's true - but she did, I saw it on her phone over her shoulder.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
still handsome skills

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)
Superbad is dreadful.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)
The Texas Vibrator Massacre or Deep Throat.
I much prefer "Don't tell the wife I assfucked the babysitter 3"
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)
A rare case
of a second sequel being better than the two preceding films?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)
Oh yes. Much better dialogue and excellent art direction

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)
I'm guessing they hired a new production team then

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)
that makes sense

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)
I loved Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
Christina Applegate was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)
me too
viking helmet!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Morning!
Saxondale has me in stitches everytime I watch it.

AltQ American Pie series.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)
Sherlock is fucking excellent isn't it?
I assumed I would think it to be 'fucking shit' but was hugely impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)
I didn't like the idea of making Sherlock Holmes an action hero.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)
You're referring to the Guy Ritchie film aren't you?
That was bollocks. I think/hope AA meant the TV show which wasn't 'action' at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)
I thought he meant the film.
The TV show was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)
Yep, I meant the series, it's superb
EDIT: Hang on, what the fuck? I've not even seen the film yet. I meant the series.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
It wasn't superb at all.
It was average.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I agree - if by 'average' you mean 'fucking shit'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Sorry about that
Had a mindfart while replying, I'm talking about the series.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I watched the film to the end
because I was babysitting and thus a captive audience but you wouldn't pay money in a cinema for it.

They've commissioned more of the series thank God.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)
it was fantastic
I thought the middle episode with the Chinese circus was a bit lame compared to the other two but still superb. That and Luther were two great efforts by the Beeb.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)
but...but....RDJ!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)
it's ok Kitty
I like the film
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Tragic rocker Dio's last acting role.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
You can tell it's a Stephen Moffat thing
But that's not a bad thing in any way! I really enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)
Superbad, can't stand it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)
*sings*
"You can stand it with Bandit..."

Oh, sorry. You're too young and living in the wrong country to have any clue about that!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)
yeah that's just lost on me!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)
I'm tired too
My neighbour had party again, until 1am. At least I have a quiet day at the office today, only 8h, and I'm not working tomorrow.

I enjoyed Sherlock very much too.

alt q: don't remember the name of the film, but it was with Cameron Diaz too. All my friends were crying with laugh, and I just couldn't see the point. I'll dig the name in a second.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:59, Reply)
Oh yes
Something like "the sweetest thing" maybe? We change tittles of films, so it might not be like that, and I can't access imdb from work.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)
Minor spelling correction, FYI
It's titles.

Although I do rather like tittles!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)
Thank you
This doubbling consonants should have a rule or a guideline or something. I'm always confused/confussed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)
If you follow the rough guidelines of
if the vowel is long, like the i in smiled, then it's one consonant. If the vowel is short, like the i in filled, then it's two.

So the long sound of u is in confused, the short sound is in fussed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)
Oh, dear
I can't tell appart between long and short sounds. We only have 5 sounds for vowels and those are the ones that my brain can differenciate. After 5 years here, I still can't tell the difference between beach and bitch. Mark insists on teaching me, and I try, but no, they sound the same.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)
sorry, I know the English language is pretty stupid with all its rules that don't seem to follow any pattern
No one will hold it against you, look at the way Gonz writes and English is his first language!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I'll hold it against her IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!1!
/Darth
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
I've been singing a song with 'if you know what I mean' this morning
This post validates me, therefore I am happy.

This is is
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Yeah it's the Sweetest Thing
I watched that the other day, it was awful. The penis song was so cringeworthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)
Exactly
And my friends are still singing it when they get drunk (mind you, they're not my friends anymore...)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)
ugh it was horrible.
I really like Christina Applegate, but the rest was just dreadful. And the lead man was so unattractive!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)
The whole film was a pain
I went to watch it as my friends had done it once and were so excited with it that insisted I had to go. Worst money and time spend on my whole life.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)
He's the Punisher though, he's awesome
Plus, if the TV show is to be believed, he's well Hung
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Borat.
Wrong on so many levels but funny as fuck. Alt: with you all the way on WOTW, it was shit. Also, coronation street. Really don't see the attraction.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 8:59, Reply)
this - I went to see WOTW with mum... could not understand why she liked it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)
I literally blinked and missed the end
I had to turn to my friend and ask why all the robots died.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)
That wasn't even the worst bit
It's the bit where they turn up at Tom Cruise's parents house, and it turns out everyone is alive and well.

Fucking pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)
The Tom Cruise WOTW was utter tripe
The old TV series wasn't much better either. Not a patch on the UK series Tripods. That used to have me hiding behind the sofa as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)
It started off really well I thought,
the storm at the beginning really set me on edge, but then it was just boring. Dakota Fanning was really good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)
Scott Pilgrim vs The World made me cinemalol at times
It also made me excitedly shout "YOOOORRRR!", which is a sign of a good movie.

Alt Q: Lost in Translation. I've said it before, but that film is dull as dishwater, yet many people get all up in my grill about it feverishly defending it with a fervor matched by only the greatest Linux or Mac fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)
Yes, I know what you mean
I know there is something in LiT that I'm missing, or otherwise, a lot of people are making a lot of noise about a very, very slow film.

And I didn't get the "translation" bit, as they all spoke English, and didn't have any problem to understand each other. I was expecting something quite different.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)
It's a film where nothing happens
Then nothing happens some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)
I was waiting
that at some point, a Japanesse with no idea of English made a mistake and the Americans translated it wrong or something, and then get all confussed and have sex with the girl because of that.

Not 2h of seeing a girl looking out of the window, bored to death. I was as bored as she was.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)
I was more bored than she was
dreadful film, made for tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)
Yes
At least she had sex at the end. I didn't even get that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)
I did
Well, boredom wanks count.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)
At the cinema?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)
No, I pirated it
Glad I did, would have hated to have spent money on that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I did too
Glad I didn't pay for it. I don't understand how it got so many good reviews.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)
LABSLABSLABS!
Welcome back! Did you have fun? Tell me everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)
Wow, I feel missed!
I did have fun thanks, as pics on FB will testify. I even did a Croissant Man pose, although I can't remember if I got it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Oh, yes, you went on holidays
How was it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)
It was great thanks :)
We found a nice natural (no buildings allowed) cove that seemed to only have Menorcans on. It was beautiful, topless ladies occupied my entire field of view.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Well
That sounds like perfect holidays (at least for men and lesbians)

I'm glad you had fun. Did you try the sobrasada?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I did indeed, and it was lovely!
We were halfway between the 'Brits Abroad' resort of Los Delfines, and the traditional old capital city of Ciutadella, and had some lovely meals.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)
I'm glad you enjoyed it
and that you didn't behave like a guiri. Well done, sir.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)
I even attempted to order everything in Spanish
Only problem there was if they assumed I was Spanish, and therefore replied at breakneck speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)
Oh, yes, I can see the problem
But very good for trying. Next time you only have to smile and say "más despacio, por favor"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I just said
"Lo siento, solo hablo un poco Espanol".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)
Wow
That is very good. I'm sure they appreciated it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I looked it up before I went
I think they appreciated it, or I just looked like a proper croissant eater.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Hello!
Had a nice holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)
How do Ma'am!
Had a lovely time thanks, I even got a bit of colour (not all of it red).

I also ate mussels, which I don't normally like. They look like vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)
They do *laughs*
Which is why I can only eat them with a sauce to disguise the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
It's not like you even have to squint
They ONLY look like vaginas. Even a Tibetan monk, who's been in isolation for 50 years, would instantly say "That looks like pussy" upon seeing one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
it's something I've always thought but never said
it's taken me a while to get my mrs to pluck up the courage to eat them. I think that would put her off.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)
They do, don't they?
Disgusting, but tasting. The mussels, I've never tried vaginas.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)
much the same experience

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)
Fishy
I suppose at least with the mussels you can get rid of the beard before putting them in your mouth.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)
You're on top form today : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
It must be the lack of sleep
Maybe I should ask my neighbour to play loud music at night more often.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)
that is gross and hilarious in equal measures

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Oh Aber I'm surprised at you, that was crude!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
As I said
I think it's the lack of sleep. And maybe too much time spent here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Yeah right

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)
they do look like vaginas
but moules mariniere is probably my favourite dish
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)
That's what Em had, and I stole some
It was tasty as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)
You should try them
breaded and fry. Mmmmm
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Right I'm now really hungry for innapropriate breakfast snacks
I need the sandwich lady to hurry up and get here.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Hello boy
How's your day going?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Sorry only just saw this. Good yeah, trying to plan my honeymoon for when I marry TGB. How are your wedding plans going? Is mother still being a nuisance xx
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)
ugh Lab's back
can my day get any worse?
Oh joy the corrugator has broke AGAIN and we have two and a half week leadtimes.

On the plus side I have chocolate.

Films? Hmm I have a shit taste in everything...
I like District 9 but not a lot of people seem to.
Also I'm not a fan of 2001 a Space Oddity. Think it's overrated. As is a clockwork orange.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I missed you too
I agree that 2001 is overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)
District 9 was brilliant
fucking prawns.

That app we were talking about SPVTW won't download properly. I think I want an android.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)
ha your phone sucks

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I am wondering if its cause itunes wanted to upgrade it last night
and I said no. Fucking technology is no use when you don't understand it!

morning btw
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Did you miss me?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I can neither confirm or deny that.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I think you have just confirmed it

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)
He's Max 'Glutton for punishment' Mosley
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
maybe a little now make my phone work!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Android phones fucking rule
Although whoever told me to download Alchemist can get to fuck! Argh, that game is addictive!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)
I know!!
I am stuck on around 150 elements :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I've reached 40 so far, and even that's frustrating me, because when I start playing, I can't actually stop
I was in the bogs for half an hour yesterday, because I was playing it. Not good!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Hello, my dear, sweet TGB!
Did you have nice evening yesterday, and a pleasant and restful sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I did thank you darling
I watched mindless TV and ate chocolate and drank wine. I hope your evening was as delightful?
I must confess that tonight one of my guilty pleasures is on TV Cut It in Half. Last week they cut a fire engine in half.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)
I cleaned my flat from top-to-bottom,
rewarding but dull.

I ended up shouting at evolution-deniers on the television.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I love District 9
but the way he says fock made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)
sorry
I'll go and think about what I've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
The last film I saw that really made me laugh was "In Bruges"
I had put off watching it for a couple of years because I hate Colin Farrel, but he was brilliant, as was Brendon Gleason and the midget.

Best film i've seen in a long time! Brilliant dialogue.

Alt Q: Most Jim Carrey films.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
In Bruges is an absolutely superb film
Have you ever seen Boondock Saints?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Boondock Saints is in my top 10
Love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
I haven't, but if it is similar to "In Bruges" I will give it a go
"You heeet the Canadian"
"Oi heeet the canadian?"
"Yes, you heeet the canadian"
"THAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKER!"

And: "You're a cunt, you've always been a cunt and you're never going to change apart from becoming more of a cunt and having some more cunty kids"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
It'll give you the same sort of laughs
It's similar in the fact they're both very dark, yet silly comedies.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
boondock saints is brilliant
Billy Connelly rocks, never watched the 2nd one though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
It's genius
I really enjoyed it, definitely worth a watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Has it got the same cast?
I will def get it if is as good as the first.

Willem Defoe stole it for me "THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT"
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Aye, pretty much everyone
Few flashbacks in it, so you get to see Rocco again
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)
getting it

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I'll have to pick it up then
I've held off watching it because I heard mixed reviews.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
If you like 'In Bruges' I will give it a go.
For you are yourself, a very funny fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
I thought In Bruges was fucking brilliant also
I am pretty sure you will like it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Ta
I was pleasantly surprised. If you like drugged-up midgets (and lets face it, who doesn't?) you should enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
It's superb Monty
I'm sure you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I watched that the other day and I really enjoyed it
I laughed so hard when he said "of course you can't see, I just shot you in the eye with a fucking blank"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I love the bit when he is arguing with the people in the restaurant
the woman picks up a bottle and he goes "A bottle?" and punches her
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)
I loved that bit.
And when he goes "one gay beer for my gay friend and one normal beer for me because I am normal".
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Colin Farrel was brilliant, I cant stand the bloke as a rule
but he played it so understated
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I thought he did the tormented bit really well
I also thought he was quite good in Phone Booth
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)
god no
that film was horse shit of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)
I really liked it
I love Kiefer Sutherland's voice. Fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)
Kiefer Sutherland would make a Natwest advert epic
but the film in general was so dull. I paid to watch it in the cinema. I was ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
Don't listen to Bobby
It's a great film. I need to watch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
To be honest not listening to me might be sound advice
my favourite movie of all time is Labyrinth, starring David Bowie. *looks out for Monty*

edit - good hols btw?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Yeah had a great time thanks!
After two hours back at work, I feel utterly un-relaxed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
par for the course
start planning the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)
He's planning how to deliver his excuse to get out of the next one

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
where are we going on our honeymoon?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
VEGAS BABY!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

PLaying cards at the Mirage then fucking in the desert.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Then you can kill her, and have Nick Stokes find her

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
I couldn't kill her
she is a sweet sweet angel
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I agree, I think that film is superb
Kiefer Sutherland is damn good in it too, very intimidating.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)
I have just ordered it off play.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Nice one
I saw it on TV a couple of weeks back and ordered it off Amazon the next day. I hadn't bought a DVD in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I bought it for £3 in Sainsbury's and the next sodding day it came on TV.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)
It is actually my first blu ray
feels quite cool. I bought a huge fecking telly last week so needed a blu ray player. So got one.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)
From what I've heard, one film that needs seeing in Blu Ray is Saving Private Ryan
The opening scene is meant to be stunning

That of course doesn't make the film any less overrated
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)
When that first came out I hated it
Watched it on channel 5 a few months ago and was weeping like a little girl with a skinned knee. I will buy that too.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
AA is right on this one
Saving Private Ryan is shit and overrated
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
I thought so too on my first watch but 2nd time through brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Seen it twice
load of wank. And what's with all the Americans?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
they won the war don't you know.
single handedly
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Don't you think big tvs are a waste?
My brother bought this 50" plasma and it's jsut too big
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Not if you sit further away...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Depends on the size of the room
mine is 32 but it's perfect for the room. My mate has a 50 incher (ooer) and it looks great in his house but his house is huge.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
House is relatively big
and it gets used for films, but apart from that it's not much better than a small one
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Can I get that in laminated form?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
If you get Sky HD, it's superb to watch sports and documentaries on
Otherwise, yes, a bit of a waste used only as a TV
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
mainly for gaming
I;m ashamed to say
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
No shame in that at all
That's what I meant when I said only as a TV. My friend plays games like HL2 on top resolution on his 30-odd inch TV, just looks incredible.

What console you rocking?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I only use my 32" tv for games and films
I never watch tv (and the aerial on the roof is shit anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I go to sleep with Viva on every night now, fall asleep to 2.5 men or south park and wake up to gash chart music. Can't go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
brand new xbox 360
as mine died the other week. I have basically upgraded everything. Currently rocking ME2 with new dlc and borderlands online. Getting moist about Halo Reach on Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I'm gutted
I can't afford Halo Reach for at least another 2 months, it's going to kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I never really played the others
Borderlands has opened my eyes to FPS' so HAlo reach looks like the next logical step.

I have landed a really flukey summer job and my commission is epic. I sit here all day make a few calls and take home about 300 quid a week. I'm a fucking student I feel like Branson.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Git
Have you ever played Postal 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Eh, not a fan of Halo games
Fallout: New Vegas in October though... oh YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
OMG yes
I had a little run through on 3 t'other day in anticipation. Cannot wait for Vegas.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I found it a bit too buggy
And I didn't like the fact that while it claims to be non-linear, you still have to do things in a very specific order. I ended up on the ship before I was meant to, and ended up running round clueless for about an hour, getting more and more annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
the main story had to be done in whack but the beauty was you could avoid it and just go wandering
the wasteland levelling up doing side missions.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I normally don't like him
But he is perfect in In Bruges.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I normally don't like you
Today is no exception
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

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