Actually you can all do one
cause I have to learn Welsh on my degree
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dwyn hoffi chrwbanod!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

See fah luto eetheen, ee yaba ma dukey massa.
Eeth wong che coh pa na-geen, nah meeto toe bunky dunko. Lo choda!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Koona t'chuta, Solo?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

*highfives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Wot no Klingon?

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Pfft
I'm a geek, not a nerd!
*snorts*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Aw shit.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

It's star wars isn't it?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Yes. Hutt to be precise.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

*holds ritual burning of Simpsons tie in protest*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*forgets to take it off first*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

"lol"
*seriously panics when remembers is using it as 'Rambo' style headband*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Q'apla!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:48, Reply)

I can help.
'Car parc' is 'car park', 'Wrecsam' is 'Wrexham' and if anyone thinks this was a waste of taxpayers money they are so very wrong.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

All I know is ARAF means slow

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

...and 'Welsh'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

have I got that wrong already. I'm screwed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I was using it to describe them.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

thank god!
although there is some irony here.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

No, he is being rude about welsh thickies.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

supermarket is Archfarchnad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Gaelic road signs are even worse
Dingwall, just north of Inverness, is signposted as Inbhir Pheofharain. But virtually no bugger there speaks Gaelic, and those who do are quite familiar with the name Dingwall.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

same in Ireland
big fuss when they tried to change the name of Dingle back to the original Irish.

Apparantly especially in Wales, half the old place names have been forgotten so they've been given madeup Welsh names just to have something to put on the signpost
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm now singing a HMHB song in my head
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THOSE CUNTS?
They were the 80s equivalent of the Barron fucking Knights.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Nonsense
They're still on the go, for one thing. And they write songs which are both funny and musical (admittedly not all the time)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Grid Gwartheg

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Oh, you're back
Hello.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

hiya
Only here for a couple of mins.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

This new job business is no use
We miss your detective skills!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Sorry :(
I'm only good at weeding out fantasist mentals. General trollery is not my field anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

But we might never know when fantasist mentals infiltrate
without your sniffer-dog skills.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

'ello Rootz!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Alright son!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

hello Roota :)
have a nice trip?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

trip?
I'm just busy because I have a new job.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I thought someone said you were away
shows how bright I am!

How's the job?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Oh my goodness
My snoopery tells me there's a rumour going round that I'm in dj's mother country, but I'm not.
I'm here in the 'Pool being very busy with my new job. I likes it. It's not more money but it's good and keeps me busy.
How's you?
EDIT GTG BYEEE
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Well there's lovely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

who'se coats that jacket?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Whose boots is they shoes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

whose puppies is you fucking?
Wait... I haven't got the hang of this have I?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You're closer than you think TGB.
See they two houses there? Mine is the one in the middle
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

whose cup is this mug?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

My old boss used to say
"And the postman knocked me up about 8 in the morning everyday"
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)