Simple
Go to another part of London and buy some.
Your other two choices, are if you're desperate and insist on flutes but can't find decent ones, go to tescos and buy some. Or serve her champagne but as a cocktail in a different glass

Here's some suggestions: www.thefiftybest.com/wine/best_champagne_cocktails/
From personal experience I can recommend Schussboomer's Delight, Champagne Julep (fine in a tall glass) and a mixture of port, champagne and lemon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

my mate and I came up with a cocktail
similar to a jaegerbomb, but with champage instead of red bull.

we call it the Paynemeister (or Painmeister if you prefer)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Oh my god that sounds amazing

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

they'd run out of champage at the wedding by the time we thought of it
but I can iamgine the amazing taste, and how badly it would fuck you up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Jager fucks you up.
Champers fucks me up.

Last time I had jager I was in a home made yurt, with a passed out scientist in my lap, and it was warm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I had it at a wedding on saturday
along with plenty of champers, beer, wine and vodka, and spliffs and cigars

cracking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Champagne
gives you a nice rapid feeling of pissed-ness though. I've been seriously legless on champagne a couple of times, and it was quite entertaining.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I've seen someone get drunk
on two glasses of champage. It was quite funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

At a posh barbeque once
I was sitting with some mates and had four glasses in a shortish time period, but felt OK. I then got up uttering the words "I'll just see how the barbeque's getting on", and promptly fell on my arse.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO TRY THIS DRINK, 'SLUGGER'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I'll stick to the Long Island Ice Tea then.
And maybe that gin and jager concoction I had at the Dirty Martini.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

WATER AND DRY BREAD FOR YOU

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU AGAIN

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

that sounds horrible
and well worth a try.

Monty, there are lots of nice champagne cocktails, and you don't have to serve them in a standard champagne flute
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I must try this
I've got a mate's wedding coming up, perfect opportunity!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

DO NOT DO THIS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

What choice are you going to take Monty?
Which box behind which door?

Argument in favour of cocktails: unless you are well and truly in there and have some serious plans, cocktails are a better option than full on champagne
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Cocktail upon arrival to start (champagne & raspberry puree)
Straight champagne with starter
Sancerre with main
****opted out of dessert wine option****
Coffee, cognac
DOOGIE HOWSERS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Sounds nice
good choice of cocktail there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

are you intending to roger her?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I do hope so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

And why on earth not?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

People may die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Get her twatted on Carling and speed bombs.
A good night's frivolity always ensues.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)