thank you for gazzing me that
most informative...

lawyer answer: half blind, half deaf, and a touch of arthritis in each limb instead, please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you're welcome
you know, law and tits wahey rachelswipe.

NO HALF AND HALF!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Oh, if we can do that, then fuck it, I'll choose for Monty to be death and blind and have no limbs, and I'll be fully able bodied, then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

jesus
i have been totally out-negotiated!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

While we're at it....
Vipros would have lepracy, that'll give me wings that I could fly with.
Chompy wouldn't have a cock, his length would be added to mine to give a full 5 inches.
I'll have your sense of self worth so when I ask you out (which I would do with your sense of self worth) you'll say yes, and keep me as a kept man for the rest of my life.
I'll have Clendrix's norks, to insulate the house you'll put in my name.
I'll grab Kitty's sense of get-up-and-go, so I can reach my full potential.
And I'll have Bert's overinflated sense of self worth and give that to my ant-farm.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Hell yeah you will! You know why?
coz you da man Gonz, you da man.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

=DD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)