Er, Leg, I think.
Then I could make hilarious jokes, like "Don't mind me, I'm legless" (if I'd had a few pints, and I could get a really cool carved wooden leg.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:08, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

stop trying to live an episode of Bottom

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

That's a smashing blouse you have on.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Meeee
drinkinining? HOW DARE YOU!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I'M IN THE PUBE WITH THE HOLIDAY MONKEY. RUN! RUN!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Poor sad git
Oh no he means the holiday money!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I like stork margarine because...
I've only got one leg.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Same every week
Mr D Lynam, Wembley Stadium London. I don't understand his balls have to be here!!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

you'd have to sign your jokes off with
cheers (legless)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

HA

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Nah wooden is shit, you need a decent brushed aluminium looking one
www.tuvie.com/wp-content/uploads/leg-hubless3.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

That is pretty bleeding badass.
Although I like those ones that the runners use. Maybe I could have one of each.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I was watching a programme about people with those carbon fibre blade legs
they are fucking sweet.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It's like a gadget and a leg all in one.
Man I wish I was disabled.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I am sure
someone on here could sort that out for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I think becky's the only one on here capable of breaking legs.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

She can borrow my car
might improve her previous score.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.
Dun dun dun derrr derr!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

and you could refer to things costing an arm and a leg

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

And recreate classic Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketches.
"I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is — neither have you."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

"you are deficient in the leg department to the tune of one"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

"Yes, it's inadequate, Mr. Spigott. And, to my mind, the British public is not ready for the sight of a one-legged ape-man swinging through the jungly tendrils."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Random
/Armstrong and Miller
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

"...you, a unidexter"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Unitard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

and point to your arm
and say 'but I got for half price'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

And if people say... 'How awful, you've lost your arm'
You can say, 'It's worse than that, I lost my watch too'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

and if they look worried
you can tell them 'don't worry, I'm 'armless.'

/Dadjoke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

The best of all the jokes
are Dad jokes.

'I've got a protective cover for my new false hand'
'How does it fit?'
'Like a glove!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)