That's not too bad
Some types here haven't had any for years, so consider yourself lucky.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:24, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd say humbled not lucky. Why was your night bad? I am really struggling to get out of bed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I don't want to give many details
as my BFF hates that type of story, but I was attached to the toilet most of the night. I still don't know if it's going to be safe for me to take the plane down to London in a few hours.

Didn't you sleep well?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:29, Reply)

fuck that, can't be a long flight get a massive cork. Played casrds and did a Monty amount
of massive drugs my body has turned to stone.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I'll see how I'm feeling at 10
But I had never gone through anything like this... It's so embarrassing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:40, Reply)

yeah but it's a plane full of people you'll
never see again so if you need to camp out in the toilet do it. Just try not to look suspicious considering the date and what not. You'll have the plane police kicking the door down.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)

And that would be embarrassing
if the other passengers saw you with your pants round your ankles.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Drink loads of water to keep you hydrated
and don't eat anything until your symptoms have improved.

You'll be fine to fly.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I'm drinking a lot of water
with this dehydration medicine that has some salts and that. I hope I'll be ok soon.

The weirdest thing is that I'm not in pain at all, I feel perfectly well, but I'm clearly not.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Sound like a touch of stress related IBS.
Try to relax a bit, and work out what you are worried about.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

She's probably worried
about having the shits.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's why I come over here. You, people, are very funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Oooh, a feedforward control loop.
The more she worries about shitting, the more she shits.

We need a device to break the loop, or she'll implode captain.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)

LoL.
Captain's log.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Don't get sad
I didn't mean you. We know you could have sex if you wanted, but you're very picky when choosing a suitable man.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:29, Reply)

I don't call it picky.
I call it self respect.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:31, Reply)

That as well
You wouldn't go offering yourself to anyone, would you? If you did, you wouldn't have time for anything but sex all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:34, Reply)

There must be a happy medium though.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:36, Reply)

It's a moot point now.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Kenny Everett's ex-wife.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I think it's the only reason I can be smug here.
To know I'm getting sex, more often than you young, good looking people.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Only because Mark is leaving miles away
Otherwise, I'm sure I would beat you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Sex Wars!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

I'm sure you are already, I only see my GF on the weekends too.
I was comparing myself with those who get less than that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

That's a sure win, eh?
You have more sex than those who get less sex than you. Brilliant!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I think so.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I see my wife every night.
But I really enjoy Christmas and my birthday.
Whether I want to or not.
I have to I suppose.
With my back.
At my age.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Married people don't count, they have to have sex.
God tells them to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I thought getting married
was a sure way to reduce your sexual activity?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I wouldn't know.
I'm sure it would tail off eventually though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Don't you believe it.
The bitches STILL pester you for it after you're married.
Pipe and slippers my arse.
Twice a year, I tell you.
It's just too much for a chap to bear.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Oh and a quick joke.
Q. How do you get a beatiful woman to stop giving you blow-jobs?
A. Marry the bitch.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Sexist.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

The alternative answer is stop paying her.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

There are gentler ways of doing it
safe for the 3rd age people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)