If the M40 went anywhere useful
it'll be busy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It goes to Leamington and Banbury
both useful to the MAX
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

it goes from west london to birmingham
i take your point on birmingham, but west london? how much more useful could it get?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Good afternoon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

hello you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

*Watches these two with suspicion*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

hahahahaha

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

sorry, i meant
hello you, thanks for last night, it was really very special. if only i could walk straight this morning, i would walk straight back round to yours for a re-match.

does that answer your question, dr?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

All I want to know is
did he whisper 'awooga' in your ear at any point?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

i don't know
i was far too busy swooning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Is that what that's called?
It was magnificent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Is that like tromboning?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

and
you weren't at all bad either
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

excellent double bluffing going on here

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

or is it treble bluffing?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

ooh sly lawyering there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I know it wasn't you...
...having just seen your profile and finding out you are a real female and not a shaved, rough trade impersonator.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

absolutely, i would never shave it
waxing only.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Erm...
So does that mean you are a ladyboy or not?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

which would you prefer?
i can just turn round one way or the other.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Let's go mad - I'll take both.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Milton Keynes
obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

i think you need to look up "useful"
in the dictionary.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I only look up the swears.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

start with cunt
or actually... no need to bother........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

surely you'd start with arsehole?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

now are you suggesting that to me
or him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

fight!fight!fight!fight!fight!
call her a slag!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

no
i would never do that to kitty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Sorry I meant because it starts with A
and obviously it would be towards Chomp, he's shit and dull and I hate him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)