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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I want to exact revenge on the Badger (grammar, not mighty nor amorous)for being all mean to us four b3tan ladies and not even coming up with a good acronym to do so. LAAK is so hard to say, KALA would have been better.
So how would you avenge me? Or if you're on Vadger's side, how would you assist her?
Alt Q: what's your favourite condiment and which one do you hate?
Alt ALT Q because I know The Giant Bint hates them and repetition: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND EH?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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latest was 16 years ago)
oh come on you don't see me as a woman(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:14,
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Like a sister?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:32,
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I saw that edit.I thought you were making a pun on mental
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:14,
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Boom, boom. AKAL LAKA LAKA boom.Alt Alt Q: Freedom Festival, beer festival. Thanks for asking.
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I'd go out and blow up some Morris MarinasIt might make her cry, and not in the good way. It also has the added bonus of getting rid of Morris Marinas.
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Yeah! One on the side of KALA!you can be my General, in charge of explosives.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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I'd like to be on the side of sitting in a deckchair with some beer and some popcorn and watching the fun, please.(, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
so what you really mean is "I would throw a deckchair at the badger and then suffocate her with popcorn"You can be in charge of subversive planning.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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No I mostly want to shout quotes from films as the battle rages."My beef curtains will blot out the sun!"
"Then we will fight in the shade!"
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I'd get you all sat round a table to discuss it.Rohypnol the shit out of your drinks. Let Chompy do his worst, film it and sell it all to FRIZ and Sexface.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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Well that's just sillyyou're now down as a spy so we'll probably join forces to destroy you.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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Rather B3ta's angels than the death squad of
Bert
Rory
Sexface
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:36,
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none of them are ginger!
GAME OVER
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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Having started this epic battle I now have to go and do stupid offline workso fight amongst yourselves, I'll come back to check on proceedings in a bit.
At ease soldiers. Ok that's all I have for wartime phrases.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:27,
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Can you make sure the arms race between the two groupsMeets the inevitable Mutually Assured Destruction?
Alt Q: I love garlic and chili sauce soooo much. I hate hummus, which I know technically isn't a condiment, but I hate it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:27,
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Dearest Lab,I had a dream last night that you slit your wrists with a kitchen knife. Now, I'll admit I don't really know what you look like, but I seem to remember being sure that it was you. Bit scary. Also, if the dream was anything to go by, please don't slit your wrists.
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Wow, PoDJust because you asked nicely, I won't slit my wrists.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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How good of youI'm not going to lie to you; all in all, the dream was a bit concerning.
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Whilst I can be quite far from Smuggy McCroissantI'm a looooong way off contemplating ending it all. Besides, I'm much more likely to pull a Moaty.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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bastard sword rampage FTW(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:31,
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I'm keen on a lot of condimentskeen as mustard one might say.
Hard to select a favourite though, they all have their place with different dishes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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I think everyone should calm down and listen to a joke:Man on phone to boss: 'I can't come into work today, I'm sick'
Boss: 'How sick are you?'
.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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Are you not going to finish it for me?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:33,
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"It won't fookin' suck itself, love"(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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Jeff doesn't feel much like a winner today.I'm double 'Meh' - for no good reason whatsoever.
I'm just waiting for 4pm so I can open a bottle of wine without feeling too guilty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:40,
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It's that kind of attitude that turns people into alcoholics.(
girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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You think YOU feel guilty?Imagine if you'd fucked your sister.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:43,
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is that true that story?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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Neither can I. I am appalled.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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We are fam-i-ly, we keep it all in the family tree.We are fam-i-ly, bert fucked his sister with glee.
We are fam-i-ly, my girlfriend shares half her DNA with me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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I'm going to record a version of this.It'll be like when that bender re-did 'Candle in the Wind'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:48,
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OOH, jokes. I like jokes. I'll tell one now which you've probably heard ages ago and will tell me off for being slow and boring but I don't really care right nowReady?
Apparently, Josef Fritzl has been let out of prison and flown over to Chile. They are hoping he will offer his expertise in keeping minors alive underground.
*tumbleweed*
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Keeping to the incest theme, like it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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This weekend my 6 year old son......is having two friends stay over. I suggested to Mrs T2 that when they arrive I greet them dressed as Michael Jackson but she has vetoed my plans again.
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Kendall Mint Cake Cul-de-SacI'm not sure I've got the hang of this.
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I like pretty much all condimentsbut as I have grown older I find I can no longer enjoy strong vinegar. The thought of a malt vineger pickled onion no longer appeals and I used to fucking love them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:33,
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Anyone who is female and on here is eitherfat or mad.
or both.
No exceptions.
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WormuIus, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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Well it applies to me.But on the lower end of the scale.
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girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:38,
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Well I can definitely say I'm not fat.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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This weekend I shall be planning stuff and not doing it.Again.
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girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:40,
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ketchup should be illegalon the plus side, am off up to manchester this weekend. but then i have to stop off for a meeting/drinks with a client on the way back on sunday lunchtime, which means i have to use the shitty m1. the m1 does not go anywhere near my side of london. it's shit. and it is always much more full of shitty traffic than the m40. and i can't even drink alcohol because i will be driving on the shitty m1.
i am thrilled at this generous invitation/networking opportunity.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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you smell like poo and will be stuck in TRAFFIC for 10 hours(
zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:45,
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Just think about it while you're stuck on the M1You'll be looking at the queue of tail lights in front of you thinking "Do I smell of poo?"
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i am not liking the poo thingi smell delicately of jo malone's lime, basil and mandarin perfume today, thank you very much.
argh don't, i really can't bear sitting in traffic. why doesn't the m40 go to these places, oh wait, it has too much sense.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:48,
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It goes to Leamington and Banburyboth useful to the MAX
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:00,
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it goes from west london to birminghami take your point on birmingham, but west london? how much more useful could it get?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:00,
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sorry, i meanthello you, thanks for last night, it was really very special. if only i could walk straight this morning, i would walk straight back round to yours for a re-match.
does that answer your question, dr?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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All I want to know isdid he whisper 'awooga' in your ear at any point?
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Is that what that's called?It was magnificent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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excellent double bluffing going on here(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:34,
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I know it wasn't you......having just seen your profile and finding out you are a real female and not a shaved, rough trade impersonator.
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absolutely, i would never shave itwaxing only.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:42,
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which would you prefer?i can just turn round one way or the other.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:13,
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i think you need to look up "useful"in the dictionary.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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start with cuntor actually... no need to bother........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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Sorry I meant because it starts with Aand obviously it would be towards Chomp, he's shit and dull and I hate him.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:17,
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In your face AmberlIT'S ALL ABOUT ME
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:43,
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That's not true,I've got Penguin of Death on my side, no one has said they want to climb inside your giant vag and ride around in you like an AT-AT to fight me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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fuckI want to do that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:06,
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SorryNo beards in the VAG-AT
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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my head will be poking out(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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this is cute when it really shouldn't be.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:44,
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don't like
mustard
pepper
tartare sauce
like
salt
relishes
chutney
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:43,
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chutney is nicetry it with rice, yum
relishes? that's another word for chutney, right?
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zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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I get Putney and Peckham mixed upAre they very different?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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Generally = don't care/punkstillalive
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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I'm rockin' the punk look todayMohawk up, biker jacket, tshirt that says "Fuck politics, I just want to burn shit down".
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:19,
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RARRRRRRI'm rocking the Country & Western singer/samurai look today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:21,
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I thought chutney was a bit more gelatinous (no idea if that's a word)
Relish is a bit more watery.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:47,
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*gives it a try*Tuggers you fucking relish ferret.
You're right. It's rubbish.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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My life would be incomplete without freshly ground black pepperAs far as hating a condiment, can't think of any.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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coriander tastes like soapit's massively shit
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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noi grew up in kwazulu natal and then cape town
i used to speak a little and play at being shaka if that helps?
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zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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"lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains"Winning lyrics.
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only bettered by she-wolfAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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Isn't that 'Blockbuster' by The Sweet?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:13,
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All condiments are good !I had a buger here yesterday, with vodka in it ! lushrestaurant.com/
Burger: Fantastic, but too big, as in, even after squishing it down, it was to big for my mouth. Tasted fantastic, but fell apart to easierly.
Onion Rings: Oh lush, _real_ ones. It's a shame their "hand cut chips" were yet another enimic frozen stuff.
fudge cake: Yawnvile.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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I like a proper burger.Even with the proliferation of all these so-called upmarket burger places, they are still hard to find.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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Byrondoes the best burger I've had for a while.
The ones I make at home are better though.
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That annoys meI enjoy a good burger but why do they have to make them so huge? And using a knife and fork to dismantle the thing seems to defeat the object.
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I like a burger that you need to cut in half once and then eat the two halves seperatlyeI don't know why, I realise this means it's a bit pointless having the bun and all, but I just like it that way.
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I've heard that about you.That you 'like it that way'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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Do you two fancy some sushi this weekend? I got fuck all on and wanna do something.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:06,
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I need to go and sign a large chunk of money over to a car dealership then go to John Lewis to buy a pan rack and hopefully a pepper grinderthen I'm gatecrashing a housewarming party (not really gatecrashing though as I know the guy and I'm going with mutual friends).
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Oh sweet ! Sounds good.Coolio, maybe another time then !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:30,
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Yeah we should, you're only down the road from meand I do like sushi.
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Wicked, well up for that =D(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:41,
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Love to matebut I'm busy every night - really sorry, how about next week?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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Yeh', that's cool !I donno what my work hours are at the moment, but I should be free most days =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:29,
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Excellent. We will make this happen.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:32,
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NOICE WHAN(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:41,
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It's all about the salt with me.But obviously I have to tone it down.
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