Had an awesome weekend.
Went on a date on Friday which went very well and I'm seeing her again Wednesday.
Was out with mates last night, and chilled today and was in imperious form in goal playing five-a-side this evening, apart from letting in a trickler, Ben Foster-style.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

everyone has dates but me :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)

I've told you I'll take you out

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Before or after cool non ginger girl?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)

TGB
Do you have a dog?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)

yes
You keep away from her!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Oh... It's a bitch? :-(
What breed is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/m/search?q=weimaraner&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g6-k0d0t0&fkt=8022&fsdt=17009&csll=-565005772%2C-571358717%2C144%2C_0HnOOXlmwtRO3ShEk4rxHYrjns&action=devloc<oken=252672c8
Too lazy to tidy that up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)

I absolutely adore
Weimaraners.

(Hang on, with my login, that sounds wrong, but saying that, I don't really fuck dogs).

I always thought they were a bit 'stupid' though, and had a lot of health problem?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

theyre pretty smart.
As with all breeds they have problems mainly bloat where their stomachs try and rotate inside them :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

There are a suprising number of them that need to be rescued.
I can't get a dog at the moment, but a Wei would be top of my 'dog to get' list, should I be able to have a dog in the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

i think they get bigger than a lot of people realuse

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)

I've had Greyhounds before, I like 'man sized' dogs.
(I really ought to change my login name back).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

At least you're not talking about puppies

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)

I like puppies.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I want one of these
www.google.co.uk/gwt/x?q=bear+cub&ei=W0-NTKDIHMTNjAfErqKlAw&ved=0CAkQ9QEwAA&hl=en&source=m&imgurl=www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/2/polar-bear-cub_917.jpg&rd=1&u=http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/polar-bear-cub-picture-917-pictures.htm
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

You want a shit webpage?
Come on Bob. Try harder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I want a motherfucking bear cub. Like gentle ben. Lucky little bastard.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Gentle Ben is a cunt.
I want one of those air-boats though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Fuck the boat
it's all about the bear. I really want a bear. Or a Jaguar.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Get a bear but a different car.
Jags don't hold their value.

But get a bear better than Gentle Ben. It'll want to solve crimes and shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

I meant with a massive gun
but I'm sure to fumble this into touch, give me a week or so.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Aww!
This came completely out of the blue. I was all happy and relaxed being single but thought I'd give it a chance and very glad I did.
Even though she's a Man U fan. She was equally horrified that I support Leeds though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Best fights eva on match day with Leeds and United

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Maybe not so much these days.
I'm a massive wimp so wouldn't be getting involved anyway.
If we ever had kids at some point down the line though, I'd insist on their middle name being 'Beckford'. Sure she'd love that.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Well not much opportunity now as Leeds are massively shit
but back in the day there was always plenty of match day aggro, worse than Liverpool in the house.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Really best fights
Were Leeds and Bradford.

I was in the Scarborough boozer in Leeds once when one of those little riots kicked off.

We were watching out of the windows until the Bradford lot started putting bricks through them. Then we hid behind the bar.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

It's good to know that Millwall still fly the flag for this kindof stuff

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Done that too.
Worked in the City for a while, closest station to my house was Anerley.

I'd have to go in occasionally on Saturday mornings and if I timed it wrong all the Millwall boys were at London Bridge on the way home.

Knuckle dragging inbreds baying for blood. I was born and brought up in North Lancashire and I've still got the accent, but I used to say nothing around those boys.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I really like the Scarborough
Was in a while back on a match day and the atmosphere was quite nice.
And Leeds aren't as shit as they were a few years back, Rory. Championship is very tight this year, reckon we'll be a bit up and down all season.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Scarborough is a decent pub
It always did very well to keep the LUFC hardcases out.

When I lived/drank in Leeds they used to be in Spencers, just round the corner, or Break For The Border - now closed, but the place that I saw the original lineup of The Damned playing, for one night only, in 2000. They were shite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Yup, spent a fun afternoon in there with DG and Tourette's a couple of years back.
It was a match day and it was rammed but there was no bother.
Can't remember what Break for the Border is now, but it's reopened under another name.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Mixed feelings about that.
It used to be run by a Lesbian couple who engineered The Damned reunion but were soft enough to let the place get taken over by the Service Crew.

I've got a week off and I need to go into town one day so I might have a little look.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I'll take you out and treat you like a right little darlin'.
Friday?
( wanderlust, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)

fuck yes!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

You are going to get the loving of a lifetime.
Prepare yourself.
( wanderlust, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

im so excited a little bit of wee came out

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

LEZZERS!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:08, Reply)

You are Craig David
AICMFP

Hang on, I've got that wrong haven't I?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

click

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

You took her for a drink on Friday.
You're seeing her again on Wednesday.
You chilled on Sunday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Aw balls, damn having something in my ear and going for the earbuds!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)

** Beams with pride **

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)

Go on with you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Come 'ead?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Hahaha
Fuck, I didn't notice that.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)