best thing about boarding school was having the dorm opposite one of the girl houses
and seeing all the 6th formers getting changed every morning. 13 year old wank bank nostalgia.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No wonder you are training to be a teacher....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Yeah only I'm teaching reception age
to keep the temptation at bay and all. You know Bert gave me some radical new ideas on sexual boundaries.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)

hahaha
Radical new ideas, the progressive face of teaching.

You'll be a natural.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

natural rrested
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I dunno, surely that's the age range that attracts most paedo teachers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Maybe you can bring them back to yours to 'see your 2000ad collection' ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

bert WILL be back

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

We can but hope

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

He said I was his hero
= ((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

** There there **

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Don't I look the cunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

you remind me more of rathen
than bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Bert was mental
Rathen is a bit gay and wouldn't bother with offtopic; so who does that make me ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

Rory?
We've never spoken before. I'm not really called Jeff. Neither do I fuck dogs in real life.

Hello.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:57, Reply)

= ( You've ruined everything, this is how I saw you
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1309614/Feeling-husky-Gavin-Rugby-star-Henson-strips-raise-awareness-male-cancer.html
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:01, Reply)

That is EXACTLY what I'm like
Only I'm not Welsh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:06, Reply)

*swoons*
You're a dreamboat, I wish I was a dog
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:10, Reply)

He has had one of his back up accounts banned

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

He said to Vipros he had 5 more

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)

being a noob you may not know this.... bert had a tendancy to lie

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I think you've mentioned that already. Bitch.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

is it not repeatoday?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

is it not repeatoday?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Really?!!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

do we know "who" that was?
i was looking at my gaz exchange with "the cat hater" from when i was ratarsed on here last week. weird. i keep saying "i know you are bert" until he convinces me otherwise by references to utterly fictitious wives and nephews.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I genuinely didn't think it was Bert
seeing as he started off on /links. It was clever.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

like i said...
he'll be back!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

DRAMATIC PRARIE DOG MUSIC

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

He has indeed.
Mind, if he hadn't changed it from *whatever it was* to Bret Mong Keys Eggs, simply in order to have the last word, nobody would have noticed it was him.

I liked him, I really did. I just wish he didn't feel the need to be a total arse to so many people.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Always.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)