You should have fucked him.
Alt: Fine thanks, saw an awe-inspiring gig on Saturday. Gong supported by Nik Turner's Space Ritual. My brother's old hippie mate said (with only a maximum of half irony) 'it's a stone groove, baby' - causing me to do a little wee-wee.

Note to self: do not get so pissed you buy everyone double cognacs to celebrate how good the show is. You cannot afford £33 rounds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Chimichurri = fucking big win. Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

No problem at all, good sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Wow Monty, what a weekend
What are you upto this weekend? Huh? Huh?

Also, congrats on the massive rounds. You probably unknowingly made a few friends at least.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Hahaha
It's all about the weekends on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Not forgetting what's for lunch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Incest seems to be gaining in popularity too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I'm having incest for lunch this weekend.
This makes me the King of Off Topic.

Bow to me, oh lowly minions.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

*Passes the head dobber of off topic*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

*wells up*
*delivers unrehearsed, rambling 'thank you' speech*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Oh dear shit, you're turning into Kaol.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Glad you had a good night Monty
and the rounds probably endeared you to most
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Thank you.
It was brilliant. Not least because my, ahem, 'dinner guest' from the other night also came along.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

ooh even better
are you sure you won't tell me who she is?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Quite sure, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Well it's not who I thought it was so you'll be happy : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It's Bert in a dress.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I had a theory
but I'm sure it's wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Is it *actually* a b3tan?
I'm meetign a crack team of knowitalls at t he weekend. I'm sure I'll find out then
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Sure is!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Well he got all flustered when I put that too him.
But I can't for the life of me think who it might be. Which female B3tan shares his particular fondness for certain substances and is stunningly attractive?
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I don't actually give a shit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Me neither but I like to wind him up.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You fiend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

*twirls moustache*
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

You want to put that 'tache into pigtails, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I can imagine you with 'tachetails
Are you going to DGs bash in October?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Too fucking right I am.
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Hell yeah
I'm going to get outrageously drunk and be naughty (probably with Lusty)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

*fantasises*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Of course ; )

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

She's a bad influence on me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

YESSSS!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

But a very good kisser

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

*faints*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

And that's enough excitement for you today

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

MONTY BOYCE IS CURRENTLY UNABLE TO REPLY
HE HAS JUST 'POPPED TO THE LOO'

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

She has to because DG is her internet dad.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)