it's a one-way deal though
I've never met a woman who enjoyed either the look or the sensation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I just don't understand the appeal
my boyfriends must be disappointed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm not overly keen on them myself
and I suspect that you might be over-equipped to deliver them. My ex had something like 36GG breasts. It just didn't work.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

that's bigger than me
since I'm a 34 back.

I dunno, much like Lampito being in vehemnant opposition to anal, I reckon there are some things that belong in porn alone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

it sounds like you are telling me that Lampito has done anal in porn
so I am going to take that as the truth and bring it up in future as such.

they have their place as a bit of fun, but I wouldn't go out of my way for one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Did you hear? Lampito's done anal in porn.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

so I'm told
who would've thought?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I for one am not at all surprised that Lampito has done anal in porn

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I know!
Still, they always say that those who bang on about never wanting to do it are secretly craving it each and every day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

editing :p
it's one of her three nos smack, crack and anal.

Fair enough. I'm a believer in equal fun generally
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

equal fun is the key
much more enjoyable when the other person is getting off too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

precisely
I'd never do anything that I wasn't sure the other person would like just as much

edit: apart from ask them on a date
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm kind of glad I never had to ask anyone out on a date
I'd be horribly nervous about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

God I haven't either
I couldn't.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I might be able to now
but not at any point when I was single.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It's kind of annoying, come to think of it,
to have the confidence now that I really would have made better use of when I was single, but of course didn't have then.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

yeah
also, not being a lolfatty would have been more useful back then
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

This is making it sound worse
by the second. But I've finally realised that if I don't ask him out, then it's not ever going to happen
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

What's the worst that could happen if he says no?
Once you've done it you'll wonder why the hell you built it up so much.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Because the last time I asked someone out
it went terribly. Shamefully badly, and it did rather knock my confidence.

And the worst that could happen is I lose someone who I reckon could be a rather good friend in time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Far far much more enjoyable
If she's not into it, it loses it's appeal very quickly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I've done it a couple of times
It was alright. The last time I was more surprised than anything.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

it does lead to amusing situations depending on angles and such
whereby you may end up with cum in your ear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

This is always amusing

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I've never had cum in a weird place, thank god
Just the occasional bit in the hair.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I don't know why
but it was always possible to tell that the reason some girl had a bloodshot eye was because someone came in it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I've thankfully never had to suffer that
though I did get conjunctivitis from a friend who'd developed it from chlamydia. I'm just susceptible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)