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I think we have categorically determined summer to be over in the thread below.
So what were your highlights? What's the best thing you did this summer?

Alt Q: What didn't you get to do that is normally a given for the summer.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:42, 186 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sonisphere was probably the best bit
and my mate's wedding.

Didn't go camping in Cornwall with my mates as much as usual.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

same with the camping we're usually down every weekend without fail. I spent more time here this summer. Plus I only spent one Sunday flying kites on the Downs. Pathetic.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

i bought a kite specifically to fly on the downs
3 years later, it still lives in my car...
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zulu eh?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I have a little stunt kite which is nice and a big 5m fuck off kite which is a power kite basically. It took me dangerously close to the sea wall last year I was contemplating slamming into the ice cream van if the cars didn't kill me first. I bought a proper harness for it now so it's much easier to handle.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Got married, that was alright
Went to a tropical island in the middle of the pacific, pretty good.

And I got A MOUTHERFUCKING BREADMAKER!!!!!!!!! Ten kinds of awesome!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

WE MAKE AND WE TAKE IT HOME
B-B-BREAD!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

If only Bert were here to sing the next line.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I FUCK MY SISTER AND TAKE HER UP THE WRONG-UN
B-B-BERT THE SISTER FUCKER!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Quality tea-time entertainment.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

what is the next line?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

WE KEEP IT IN THE FAMI-LYYYYYYY!
B-B-BREAD!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Bread was utterly shite.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Greetings!

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

'Noon.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

No matter how much the internet expands or how long it lasts, this will remain the truest post ever made.

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Fucking catholic humour.
Yes, Carla Lane, having a middle aged, God fearing Scouse matriarch figure screaming "She is a tart" every episode for six fucking series is really, really funny.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

congratulations
this is your first normal response to anything I've written. Well done on finding some Doris to marry you as well. Poor fucking cunt. (Literally)
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

It's normal to be more excited about a breadmaker
than a marriage and a tropical honeymoon. I hope you don't die lonely, but I fear this will be the case.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Have you been upsetting the locals again, al?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I meant normal as in not criticising my post but glad to see normal abrasive service has been resumed.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I didn't go to the beach, not even once.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

But you went to the park
and got shouted at and got sweaty with a poledancer.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

This is true.
But she no longer pole dances, so I'm not sure it counts.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I'm totally not interested in her anymore.
So, how's your wife?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Still hot, thank you.
Hot and unavailable! Hahahahahaha!

EDIT; How rude, how is your wife?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Rigor mortis will be setting in just about now, I reckon.
A career digging holes was, on the face of it, a smart move on al's part.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I've had ample opportunity to "lose" things at the bottom of trial pits

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Sorting the garden out
Loads of braais
Loads of mountain biking

Alt - Not enough climbing

All in all, pretty good. Its windy and horrible in Oxford at the moment :o(
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zulu eh?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I met a nice lady. I got some great records. I had great fun with my kid.
I took the fucking epic piss out of Bert for being a colossal perve. I smoked some excellent pot and snorted some quality bugle. Had lots of enjoyment on here.

Alt: didn't go to a single fucking barbecue.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Next year I will be reinstating our annual BBQ
and there will be a bacon explosion.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I will hold you to this.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I can haz bacon eggspllosion?

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Only if you don't kick me in the head
at DGs birthday
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I can imagine you at a bbq, turning up with a bucket of chimichurri.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

are you telling me you had no gloriously charcoal grilled outside food?
you poor bastard
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Outrageous isn' it?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

it really is
*slowly shakes head*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I have to say yurt times were certainly a highlight
Moving house, settling in and just generally doing nothing.

I did NOT get a suntan.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

why not?

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zulu eh?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I am pasty white and go very crispy
Also, I don't suit a tan.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

And you view any chance to lie on your back
without a cock inside you as a terrible wasted opportunity.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

smooth

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zulu eh?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

who doesn't?

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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Stuart Lubbock?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

*does Morris dancing high-five with chairleg*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

My best work for some time, I feel.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

It definitely up there.

(as the Barryymore said to the Lubbock)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Lie on my back?!
Missionary is dull.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

lol wut

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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

For you maybe
for us it gives us a great chance to giggle inside that your boobs look really funny waggling backwards and forwards under you chin.

By your boobs I meant your boobs and by us I meant the male populations of south london and manchester
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

al you're a terrible cunt.
But I like you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*high fives*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I've not fucked anyone from South London
And only one from Manchester.
Ooh, maybe 2.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You should totally become Prime Minister
Then you could fuck the whole country.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

my job

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

+fancy a my blow +?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Can I not have a titwank instead?
I fear a blowie would be a tremendous waste of an opportunity.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Would you ever be able to find your dick again though?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Not mine, but somone with a normal sized one would probably have a better chance.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I've never understood the appeal
anyone who'd pick a titwank over a blowjob is a bit odd
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Testify, sister.
I really don't get them. By "get them" I mean understand them. Though I guess it's the same thing
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

It's about the way it looks, and if they're all nicely lubed up they feel nice too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

there is such a thing as tits too big for a satisfactory titwank though

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

it's a one-way deal though
I've never met a woman who enjoyed either the look or the sensation
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I have

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I just don't understand the appeal
my boyfriends must be disappointed
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm not overly keen on them myself
and I suspect that you might be over-equipped to deliver them. My ex had something like 36GG breasts. It just didn't work.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

that's bigger than me
since I'm a 34 back.

I dunno, much like Lampito being in vehemnant opposition to anal, I reckon there are some things that belong in porn alone
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

it sounds like you are telling me that Lampito has done anal in porn
so I am going to take that as the truth and bring it up in future as such.

they have their place as a bit of fun, but I wouldn't go out of my way for one.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Did you hear? Lampito's done anal in porn.

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

so I'm told
who would've thought?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I for one am not at all surprised that Lampito has done anal in porn

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I know!
Still, they always say that those who bang on about never wanting to do it are secretly craving it each and every day.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

editing :p
it's one of her three nos smack, crack and anal.

Fair enough. I'm a believer in equal fun generally
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

equal fun is the key
much more enjoyable when the other person is getting off too
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

precisely
I'd never do anything that I wasn't sure the other person would like just as much

edit: apart from ask them on a date
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm kind of glad I never had to ask anyone out on a date
I'd be horribly nervous about it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

God I haven't either
I couldn't.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I might be able to now
but not at any point when I was single.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It's kind of annoying, come to think of it,
to have the confidence now that I really would have made better use of when I was single, but of course didn't have then.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

yeah
also, not being a lolfatty would have been more useful back then
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

This is making it sound worse
by the second. But I've finally realised that if I don't ask him out, then it's not ever going to happen
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

What's the worst that could happen if he says no?
Once you've done it you'll wonder why the hell you built it up so much.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Because the last time I asked someone out
it went terribly. Shamefully badly, and it did rather knock my confidence.

And the worst that could happen is I lose someone who I reckon could be a rather good friend in time
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Far far much more enjoyable
If she's not into it, it loses it's appeal very quickly.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I've done it a couple of times
It was alright. The last time I was more surprised than anything.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

it does lead to amusing situations depending on angles and such
whereby you may end up with cum in your ear
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

This is always amusing

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I've never had cum in a weird place, thank god
Just the occasional bit in the hair.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I don't know why
but it was always possible to tell that the reason some girl had a bloodshot eye was because someone came in it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I've thankfully never had to suffer that
though I did get conjunctivitis from a friend who'd developed it from chlamydia. I'm just susceptible.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

delightful

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'll bear it in mind next time I entice a man into my lair
~~entice~~ club over the head and drag him
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

~~into my lair~~ onto the floor
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Hey, it's almost like you heard the Barefoot Story!

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I've not heard that one
do tell
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

it may have something to do with her experiences in porn, doing anal

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Oh you heard about that as well
guess it must be true.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

it keeps being mentioned
and it was a friend of hers who told me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Wow, just wow
Y'know, I always had her pegged as the type. Now I know it's true!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

if you try and blame that meme on me
I'm continuing with the you fucked your brother one
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

yeah, but you just made that up
whereas you told me about lampito and the anal porn
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I think you'll find
I didn't make it up. The popular page proves it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

the popular page proves nothing
except that you are having some warped fantasy about me shagging my brother even claiming to have watched a video of it.

Now, I know Lampito has done some anal porn, but you really don't have to try and outdo her in the "I'm a deviant" stakes.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Are you claiming to have seen a video
of her doing anal porn?

And I'm the deviant? A pop-up advert appears on my computer of you and your brother shagging, and suddenly I'M the deviant in this scenario?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

So she HAS done anal porn?!

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'm not claiming anything of the sort
but even if I had, watching a video of a woman receiving anal is far less odd than pretending that you have been going on sites whose pop-ups consist of incestuous, homosexual porn.

I just don't see what you think you stand to gain from making such a thing up
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

:( sad times right here
what a tangled web we weave etc, etc,

Let's all be honest here and admit we're lying. There is no porn on the internet.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

what's porn?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I'm not sure

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

this
www.mikedolbear.com/Images/Jalapeno_1.jpg
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I've never had one
It's intriguing though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Cycled a shit ton
got nice legs
split up with my girlfriend
met Monty
moving house too
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

There's so much more East End japery to come, young man.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

By East End
Monty does, of course, mean bottom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Of course. Doesn't everyone use that euphemism?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Does this mean
totally growing moustaches and fucking with some hipsters.

I'M IN, EVEN IF THIS ISN'T THE PLAN.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

THIS IS THE PLAN ALRIGHT.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I made out a lot this summer and gave loads of high fives

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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

this is the best answer.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Sorry to hear you had a crap holiday.
Hope your dad is okay.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

aw ta, he's okay
didn't keep me from getting drunk and making out loads, tbh
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Awesome

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I had a fantastic bash at my home.
Neighbours were annoyed.
Bosoms were groped.
Fantastic food was served. (Although not by me)
We didn't run out of alcohol and I got to sleep with two women.
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girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Even being in the South of France with buckets of free gin couldn't completely stop my disappointment that I couldn't be there.
it helped a lot
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

There will be next year : )

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girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

yesyesyes please

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Your bash was definitely a highlight of my summer!
Great company, great conversation, amazing tapas and a fantastic hike = WIN!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It was rather excellent.
House bashes are the best of all the bashes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I'm going to try and think of something to top it next year.
Probably by not being ill.
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girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Be naked the entire time

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Erm.................nope!

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girlinthehole, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

A nudist bash could only go all kinds of wrong.

(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Oh I'll just chop up these cucumbers, oops I dropped them, hope I don't slip over on this wet floor now. Ooops!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Do you want to have nightmareS?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Sonisphere I reckon
bits of Malta were nice.

Alt Q: no barbecues sadly.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

When are you back in the country of England?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I fly back on Friday 1st October

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

When's your term beginning?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Technically on the 10th
but I'll be back for the 4th I think as required
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'll try and pop over at some point
I've loads of friends I've not seen in ages :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

You're welcome to :)
maybe we can round up some Oxford b3tans
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I'll pop down for that, if I'm invited
I've never been to Oxford.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

of course :)
the more the merrier
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

naturally meeting me was the highlight of your highlight

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

it did give me more material for
my book 'Delusions of the strangest variety' and the spinoff 'How those who practice incest can appear normal on the outside'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I can understand the first
but the second is just grasping at straws.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

true
I think you just want confirmation that the pure joy of meeting me, was echoed in my attitude to you
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

you have seen right through me

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

^ POTD, amongst some stiff competition.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Thanks

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'm going to take the "appear normal on the outside" bit as a compliment

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

It's all you can cling to.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

however you like
you certainly didn't look like an incestuous loon
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

glad to hear it

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

They're the ones you have to look out for

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Are we going to be able
to convince you to come with Lampito to a possible Oxford bash?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Highlights were ...
going swimming lots and visiting Paris, eating loads of raw meat and miraculously not suffering the squits as a consequence.

Alt Q: didn't despair with the weather for once.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Also, I've not yet had a chance to go to the Lido in the Serpentine
I want to do that before it gets too cold.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I think that time has passed

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Hey, I'm insulated

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

By the bodies of your lovers

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I made a full length fur coat out of their scalps

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

You're on form today

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I try my best.
Pleasant weekend, m'liege?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I believe our Jamaican subjects
would describe it as 'WAKAAAAAD'. Childcare, gigs and physical congress (not at the same time). Fucking marvellous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Excellent, excellent and even more excellent. Glad things are great.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

You?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Not really anything
Saw an excellent film, kept terrible company, moped and smoked. I'm very bored and very boring.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I don't know what the best bit of summer was
but I'm annoyed that I didn't get to go to a proper barbeque. Eating semi charcoaled sausages and warm white wine does not a BBQ party make.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

nor does pouring a dirty litre
down someone's throat through a horn equal a barbecue unfortunately, or I'd have attended one
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Was he alright the morning after, by the way?
I did check the news briefly to make sure he'd not been reported dead...
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It was hilarious
you know how you, me and another girl got him to his tent, and checked back?

Well at some point it was decided he didn't look well, and so we contacted some paramedics who came to look after him (he was perfectly fine, able to talk and everything) but who were unprepared for how heavy he was, got him onto the stretcher, then dropped him and he rolled down the hill. The paramedics just doubled up with laughter. He came back a few hours later perfectly fine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I don't know who he is
But it does soun hilarious.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

he was very annoying
a sexist, and a racist cunt. He was spoiling it for a lot of people and the revenge was making him drink about a litres worth of everyone's drinks mixed together.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Ahahahaha how slapstick
it couldn't have happened to a ~~nicer guy~~ bigger cunt. I'm glad he didn't die though, if only because I would have felt bad for not being a responsible adult sooner.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

we were amazingly responsible
we were lovely to him
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Hello, boy
How are you doing?

One of the hightlights of the summer was BGB's party. One thing I missed... I haven't gone swimming on the sea at all!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

mmm sangria

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

mmmmm non-alcoholic beer
no, wait...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Oh, dauphinoise!
Sorry, carry on.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

hahaha how long has that been bugging you?

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

hahaha
for a second I was like, potatoes were the highlight of your summer?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

quite like it when you call me boy
All good yeah thanks, looking forward to going back to Uni now. This working bullshit isn't for me. The more I think about it I realise there are loads of things I normally do every summer that haven't this year. Luckily sea swimming wasn't one.

How are you ?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Pretty well, thanks
but tired. Left Worthing at 5am this morning, straight to work in Runcorn (after 5h travel) and won't get home until around 8pm, but I'm happy. I got to see some good friends in Milton Keynes last weekend.

I miss the sea so much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

If happy gets you through that awful travelling I'm pleased for you. You're so right about the sea, I am definitely happiest when by/on/in the water.

Luckily I can still sail in the winter. Even if it is freezing.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

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