Damn straight
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11277990

Not only that, but there are moves afoot in Scotland to stop homeopathy from being available on the NHS. Who agrees and disagrees?

Alt Q- if you could be any liqueur, which one would it be?

I bagsy Galliano.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 18:59, 62 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

galliano is ming
x-rated all the way, homes
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:07, Reply)

kahlua
White Russians ftw
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Chambord
Deelicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:46, Reply)

oooooooooh
I love the bottle
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:47, Reply)

I love raspberries
My friend makes an amazing shot called the Fizzy Cola Bottle. It's got Goldschlager in, and tastes like fizzy cola bottles. Lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

hmm never had one but I dunnot like goldschlager
bleurgh
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)

wait!
that means you don't like me? :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:01, Reply)

HOW DOES THIS CONNECT?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post864245
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I don't want to taste you, surely this is a good thing

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)

a good point well made

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:23, Reply)

want

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Lambrini
I'm all class.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

not a liqueur.
just sayin'.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:58, Reply)

This man speaks the truth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)

if you wanna know about plumbing then ask a plumber.
if you wanna know about alcohol then ask an alcoholic.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:01, Reply)

if you want to know about ham
ask a hamster
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:01, Reply)

that made me laugh out loud.
that's a good un for sure!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)

i stole it from bill bailey
indirectly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:04, Reply)

gotcha ;-)
knew i'd heard it before...
but well done anyway!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Absolutely right, it's disgusting that the NHS funds placebos
Alt: Amaretto
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:55, Reply)

i wanna be that one with gold bits
because I am special and shiny
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 19:56, Reply)

have you heard/seen dara o'briaiaiaiaiain's rant about homeopathy?
it's very good and rather accurate.

creme de mures
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:01, Reply)

well you should.
really.
regardless of how you view him it will improve your life.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I'm glad they're getting rid of it
pure waste of money.

Alt Q: no idea about liqueur but if I was an alcoholic drink it'd be whisky
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 20:11, Reply)

fucking ridiculous
I don't think many people know quite how stupid homeopathy is. Probably think it is synonymous with 'herbal'. Which isn't quite so ludicrous.

Alt: Jagermeister!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Homeopathy is very very very very very very stupid.
How's the beard?

And where's Boyce this evening?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)

it really is
there aren't many things that will get me ranting in polite company, but homeopathy is one of them.

My beard is fine today thank you.

I assume he is having real relations with an actual woman as that is the sort of thing he does these days.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Good lord
That whole Bert thing was rather weird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

it was rather
I really didn't believe it was him. I could see why people might, but didn't believe for myself.

It almost relieved me that it was because the persona was so dull and shit at trolling.

It also confirmed that Bert is a weapons-grade mentalist.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:22, Reply)

You didn't find it a bit staged?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

which bit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)

The great reveal
I'm being too cynical I think
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I think I missed the reveal.
What did he do?

I know we shouldn't be talking about him blah blah blah.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)

in summary
Discussions about how Monty is being a liasbian with some other b3tan were going on. Bert reckoned it was Becky and couldn't resist bringing up really old history. Yet again.

The whole scene unfolded with a sense of tedious inevitability.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Oh dear. Ohh dear.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

quite.
I'd like to stake my claim to quickest meme ever with the Lampito = anal pornstar thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I blame you and Amberl
and of course Al for picking it up and running with it.

Have you google image searched Lampito? Oh man, the Victorians knew their shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Amberl is pretty innocent of it
she tried to start a counter meme against me. Al and Labs did provide excellent support though.

re: google search. delightful ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Lab knows how I feel about it
he made an image mocking it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

he's a good lad
/ac

where's the image?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

He was quite nice about it
I've forbidden him to ever let it see the light of day.
Al, on the other hand, is a terrible penis.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

haha, another of those sorts of images
although the one I'm thinking of is just to awesome to be seen by anyone else
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

What image are YOU talking about?
STOP EDITING YOUR POSTS WITH ANOTHER QUESTION AFTER I'VE STARTED REPLYING
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)

did I do that to that one?
an image that Lab made following a conversation he and I had. It is disturbing and awesome in equal measure, and as such will remain unseen by all but me and Lab.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:03, Reply)

I don't know.
What's it depict? Go onnnnnn, tell me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I can't
for a start Lab would kill me, and also I wouldn't want to be responsible for causing ummm 'fluid' damage to your furniture.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Ooohhh ey!
I'd imagine I'd be wetter than a slip and slide.


Edit: depending on who it involves...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:07, Reply)

you're not wrong
alas, I can't tell you anything about it, and now I'm going to go and smoke.

cheerio
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Cheerio bbz!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I'm sure he had a big reveal planned
but couldn't resist being confronted with the possibility that Monty (someone he loved to try and wind up) was boffing Becky (someone he loved to try and wind up).

Even if none of what he said is true, and he is actually not a genuine nutjob, then he's pretty mental for acting like one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Or just a bellend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

pretty extreme levels of it though
bordering on the retarded
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

EXTREME BELLENDING, ON THE INTERNET

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:01, Reply)

big time

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:01, Reply)

homeopathetic is well beyond stupid.
it's not even in the same universe.
those retard cunts really annoy me.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)

it's outrageous that the NHS would even consider something that has absolutely no evidence to support its effectiveness
it makes me want to injure and infect supporters of it to see if they can be saved by their "medicine"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 21:20, Reply)

do they also fund rubbing a toad on a wart and burying it at a crossroads?
As a cure for warts with as much supporting evidence as homoeopathy I mean, not as performance art or sexual therapy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

The less proof there is, the more effectively it works

(TheColonel, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Better late than never, in wades Crow...
The daft cowwoman arguing in defence of homeopathy says
"The alternative that I would offer would be a homeopathic remedy made from diseased tissue, that comes from someone with that disease, and then made into potentised form so that is given in a homeopathic remedy."

So, what she's basically saying is she'd make a vaccine in an old-fashioned, but otherwise reasonably sound way, and then ruin it by watering it down until it was, basically, water.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

yup.
i would say you pretty much hit the nail right on the head there.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)