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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
So who did you have sex with then?
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:09,
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15 years ago)
Sex? I'm a male b3tan!
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:10,
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Yeah, 'with yourself' doesn't count.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:11,
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Even though I'm convinced every night it feels a little bit more like the way I imagine Christina Hendricks' clopper might...
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:12,
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Frothing?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:24,
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Erm...dry and slightly calloused
Edit: Is it possible to froth at the wrists?
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:28,
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*sands down notches on bedpost*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:28,
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Tell me about it
My bedpost looks like a stepladder built by the Borrowers
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:30,
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