I always find curries are an orangey brown.
Before and afterwards
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Some dishes
are REALLY RED in my favourite Indian restaurant.

They seem to overdose it with crushed beetles.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I once at a King Prawn Massalla which was bright red
It was still bright red when I vomited it over my friends patio later that night.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

A friend of mine went OTT on the Red WKDs when they first started being sold
She was throwing up outside, and a few people were panicking, thinking she was vomiting blood, when a passing drunkard pointed out "It's fizzing, you silly fucks"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

My bathroom at the hotel at the last Mancs bash was like a scene from a slasher film.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Going to be a repeat performance this year?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Hell no!

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Shame, was a good laugh watching you totter around!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I nearly went to that bash
but I couldn't afford it in the end. What happened?
(berk, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I was a very naughty girl : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Did you have sex on the bar?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

No but I had Lampers head near my bosoms.
She's only 20.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

19 at the time, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Ooops!

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

But that's the best kind of girl!
too much red wine, I take it?
(berk, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Yes.
I blacked out after a while and don't remember most of the night.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Racist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

She fell over, we all got extremely drunk, then me and t0ria left, got a kebab, took about 2 bites, proclaimed it shit, then went home
Normal bash really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I sprayed tomato and basil soup all over the toilets of some posh hotel in Manchester once
during a huge corporate christmas dinner. They should know not to hand out free champagne to 18-year old junglist hippies.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)