Just about to finish working late.
I am here becasue of a useless fuckwad who shouldn't be allowed air never mind the position of Director. He has jeopardised a large contract (that means bonus to me) by sticking his punchable nose where it does not belong; and I am trying to clean up the mess.
I might stab him tomorrow.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 20:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If anyone asks, you were with me all day.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Your support is very much appreciated.
If you are planning any murders please allow me to repay the favour.
Then again we could always go on a Micky and Mallory spree and wipe out a few in one go. If you agree I will set it up as a bash.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I was planning on getting a rifle and waiting on the roof of Asda for all the bastards that don't indicate when they drive around the mini roundabout there.
We could have a bash picnic.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Sounds great.
Formal wear? Casual? I always have trouble dressing for occasions.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Smart/casual.
You want to look nice for the TV news cameras.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:06, Reply)

True dat. No one likes a scruffy killer.
Good night and thanks for the date. *makes thumb/little finger gesture and wiggles* Call me.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)

*winks*

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Stab the cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:14, Reply)

did you just have a mad keyboard moment, there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I like to think of it as freeform keyboard bebop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Your hands would fuck up if you were blaring this out:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBPv1EYE9FU

EDIT Vippers, if you are still up, here's an advanced lesson in psychedelic guitar for you. Give it a minute or two.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)

i've had far oo much vodka for this!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:35, Reply)