I've just woken up.
I have the mother of all headaches. And it's all down to beer.

If I was Pope, I'd make a killing selling communion wine to the homeless.

Alt q: As long as you avoid the pubs of Hanham, yes, it's fine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This was your last post of the night
"My cock would be like art in HD
Especially if you watched it on a portable.

God I'm fuckked."
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

ha
excellent
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Hmm.
I'm sure, at the time I had a genuine belief in what I posted.

Today however, I have a headache.

So Arsenal won then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

yeah fairly convincingly in the end. We look strong this season, I hope it doesn't go
bollocks up in February now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

i was thinking cold can in the garden
and whats wrong with hanham pubs? apart from the fact they suck a little
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

The fact that I feel like death today having spent the night drinking in them.
I feel absolutely rotten. MASSIVE headache.

Whilst I drank a lot, not enough to feel like this. I blame the quality of the beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

which ones you head to?

( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Trooper, Maypole, The Swan, back to the Maypole, then the Jolly and finally the Blue Bowl.
One of those pubs sold me the pint that has fucked my head up today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Wahey, a hanham pub crawl
Blue Bowl is normally ok, so I'd blame the Jolly, as it looks the sort of place who would do that
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I think you're probably right.
Seeing that every time in the last 2 months I've been in the Jolly I've been their only customer, I can't imagine the beer is 'fresh'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

it never looks busy
the others seem to have pretty decent trade.

we should arrange a bristol b3ta pissup as some stage i think, seem to be a few around here (might even allow those bath types to pop in)
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

seconded

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Well you two can fucking organise one!
My position of refusing to meet people from the Internet remains unchanged.

EDIT: Just let me know where it is so I can avoid it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

what if we get someone to pretend to be a beautiful girl from Poland or something?

( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Poland?
Keynsham.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Does someone need a
hug kick in the bollocks?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I'm in pain.
Real pain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Have you ever had a hangover where you wanted to be dead rather than going through it?
You can't be that bad if you are on here son.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I thought the intelligent debates would take my mind off things.
It isn't working.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I've done you your own thread now you miserable fecker.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

You wouldn't
there's next to fuck all booze in communion wine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

basically sherry isn't it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

It's just diluted wine as far as I'm aware
that or grape juice, depending on the church.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Apparently it varies considerably
depending on denomination and individual church.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Surely you should know?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I do indeed
it's sherry for Catholics. Probably grape juice for Methodists
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

It must depend
it's diluted red wine at my other half's catholic church.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I bet it's not sherry
that's a protected term.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

it probably is
most churches don't buy it from a specialised supplier, though obviously they do with the hosts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Anyway, sherry is often stronger than your usual wine

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

that's because the average Catholic
likes a drink or three
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

There's an 1800's random papal decree
that you can add alcohol to the Eucharist for the purpose of stopping it from spoiling as long as it's less than 18% .. so I suppose sherry would fit that. I've never been in a Cafflick church that didn't use diluted wine though. But then I've got quite limited experience.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I've only been in two catholic churches.
Still managed to catch AIDS off that priest though.

AIDS/PaedopriestLOLZ!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Our church never used pre-diluted wine
although during the mass the alter server would take up two small jugs, one of wine and one of water. All of the wine went in and a teeny weeny amount of water. I never understood the reason for that.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I bow to your (Mother) Superior 'Jesus Juice' knowledge.
I thought it was just your bog-standard bottle of cheap red wine with a few magic-words said to make the stupid think it was a wine with special powers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

You get it from specialist suppliers
(my father's a professional Christian so I know these things)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

How professional is your old man at the Christian thing?
Does he get paid for bringing fuckable kids to church?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

The priest gave me £20
for my two little brothers

/all priests are paedophiles lol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Amberl IS
OldManBoyce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Monty reckons that as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

No, no it's the actual blood of christ, innit? straight up, gov.
I think most churches dilute it these days, and some don't have alcohol in it at all because of the kiddies. Although you'd have thought a few glasses of booze would make them easier to touch up, wouldn't you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I always wondered about the morality of that
If the wine and bread is indeed supposed to turn into* the blood and body of Christ, then surely that constitutes cannibalism?

*Or so I'm told. Protestant religions at least recognise it as a symbolic gesture, but it's still symbolising cannibalism.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

symbolic cannibalism is probably the least of the Catholic church's problems.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Like non-symbolic paedophilia, you mean?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)