The joys of my job
encapsulated

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(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And that, kids, is why we don't put our hands in the furnace ;P

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

By the furnace you mean
package for a butt plug.

That's been returned.




Used.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

What's even worse you fucking sadist
is that bullshit salad cream on your desk!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

It's there to antagonise you
I usually have in the closet*

*cupboard
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I also spotted what appears to be hand lotion
but it could very well be on the adjacent desk so I let you off. For dinner I am having smoked haddock with a poached egg, sweetcorn, onions and mushrooms.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

It is very much on the adjacent desk, and belongs to a
drag queen. Work's never dull.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

"Dear Himjim,
I think this one's yours, but after an evening like that, who can remember, eh? Let's do it again soon!

Regards,

Darth Foxtrot"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Where is Darth? Did he fuck off when I wasn't around?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I think he has a new job where he has to actually work and not faff about on here.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

^this he is busy with work. I text him every few days to check he is still breathing.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

reath umm
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Excellent

(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

WHAT
text him for me and tell him I miss his sexy hair
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Done.
I'll let you know when I get a response.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

OH MAN
Who else can I text through you????
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I think that's probably it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I was hoping for his cousin, BillyChomp, or his mum, MummyChomp

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Just him
as he was coming to Bristol for the weekend. I haven't met anyone yet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

BDSM master?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Close!
I've got at least 3 canes and 2 riding crops. I bought a poster tube for them when I moved house.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

*wiggles eyebrows*

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Yeah, you're "wiggling" your "eyebrows".
I know your type.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

They type that doesn't use botox?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Hah!
My favourite thing about Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is guessing what order the scenes were shot in based on how much Debbie Gibson can move her face.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

*wiggles*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*remembers you're American*
*stops wiggling*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Lives in London

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*remembers you're about 15*
Definitely stops wiggling : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

24
I was enjoying that.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

An older picture
but any of these interest you?

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(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

*faints*

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

We've got electrical units
can shock you back to life.

We even have Crisco. I could bake you a pie.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

*remembers you're a Womble*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)