Read this one
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(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

what a tit
I have some good stories about drugs but I don't want to post them as I will feel like a saddo.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

While most of my stories are from when I was stoned
and I've had some beautiful experiences on mushrooms, noone wants to hear them, so I'm not going to tell them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I can't work out how to get my best drug related anecdote into a story
As it's basically "I took drugs and went on public transport"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

mine is "I took drugs and sat in a tent, then I left and had hot chocolate"
or possibly "I took drugs, got paranoid then fell on my face"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

"I took drugs and thought I had no skeleton"
"I took drugs, had a very bad reaction, cried for 2 hours, and had a week-long comedown and fun with a kitchen knife"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)

it can't be more boring
than my 'I took legal drugs and hallucinated some extra arms that strangled me'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I found that quite interesting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You're just hoping she will post a picure of her breasts

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

do I look like snugglesacks?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

a part of you bears some resemblance to the only part of her I've seen a picture of

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I can see those on facebook

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I highly doubt
I've posted pictures of my breasts on facebook
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I didn't mean only your breasts
or your bare breasts

breasts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I like breasts

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

breasts!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Boobs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I just had a quick flick through
just in case.

I am massively unphotogenic :S and that includes my breasts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

No you're not
And I couldn't possibly comment.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Well it's either that or I'm fuck-ugly
so I'm sticking desperately to the unphotogenic excuse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

at least your eyes are open the same amount in most photos
I look like a one-eyed drunk most of the time.

either that or I look like I'm bellowing like the guy from 300.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

THIS IS B3TA!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

THIS IS EXETER!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

doesn't quite roll off the tongue

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

see what I mean though
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I wasn't even drunk at that point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I do see what you mean
perhaps you smile more with one side of your mouth than the other?

Compare some of my monstrosities though, and you'll see why I'm hoping desperately that I'm just unphotogenic, rather than actually looking like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I think it must be that my camera smile is lopsided
to set your mind at ease, you are not hideously ugly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

some people do just smile
with one side of their face. Especially for cameras, so it looks less like they're grinning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Since Sonipshere I have been going for the serious rock face and gesture more often.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I would like to hear a mushroom story.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

it's not particularly interesting unless we are both stoned and I can paint you a picture of what I was experiencing with words
and waving hand gestures.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

One of us is stoned.
and going home- friday early finish! have a good one fuckers.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

bastard
I'll tell you sometime. Can't be arsed to type it now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

have a good weekend dude.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

cheers

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I sure do! please tell all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

is it sad that I did that on purpose?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Perhaps just a little.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I don't care
because it amuses me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)