Now I'm sworn to a life of celibacy.
What shall I do with my naughty underwear?

Oh and if anyone wants some free trade condoms then gaz me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:18, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you mean free trade or fair trade?
I'd hate it something chronic if my nodders weren't ethically sourced.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Sorry! yes fair trade.
Actually I'd better check they're not out of date first.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

tempting
you haven't sabotaged them or anything have you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Nope.
Unless taking them out of the box now and then and counting them is sabogate.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

some may consider that to be sabotage
what are they like. I'm very picky
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I don't know what they're like.
I've never used one.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

not even tried to get it over your head?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I have a very big head.
I never bothered to try.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I have a big head too
and neither have I

I'm glad we have found this common ground
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I knew there would be something that tied us together in some small way.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

who could have predicted that it would be some as spiritual as having a big head

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I certainly feel a little bit closer to you than I did before.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm glad we have shared this moment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

*looks away*
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

*looks down*
*scuffs ground*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

*remembers she has a bag of crisps in drawer*
*wanders off*
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Donate your bras to the RAF

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Anti aircraft missile throwers?

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Two-man parachutes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Chinook covers.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Dear BGB
Many women of your age feel that they will never receive a cock again. Don't give up.

However, if celibacy is inevitable perhaps donate the underwear to a homeless shleter to provide a variety of tents to house London's destitutes. Alternatively some of the more lacy items would make excellent scarves for interior designers and other gays.
( WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)