Oh man, I got some great gossip.
I went for a carvery on sunday and it turns out, much to my surprise that Gregs girlfriend doesn't like brocolli.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:40, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was that the gossip you have or just a random piece of information you decided to share?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

That was the gossip, it's super juicy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

well if broccoli is cooked right then yes it is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Wha? No! No way!
That explains the asparagus though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Asparagus?
At a carvery? fuck off posho.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

No, not at the carvery.
You mean you haven't heard? My lips are sealed. No gossip here. Just move along.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

holy shit, really?
it's a good job i've never been to milton keynes, i am not sure my heart could take so much excitement.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Broccoli is good for your heart, I assume.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

i don't know
you're the one whose superpower is finding links at the speed of light
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

www.google.com/search?hl=en&&sa=X&ei=yx-XTM7_MJTNjAfa4e2SBQ&ved=0CBIQvwUoAQ&q=broccoli+is+good+for+your+heart&spell=1
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

fucking hell
one day your searching will come back blank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

But not today.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

it's only 10am, plenty of time
i was going to say "try searching for 'people who don't think psychochomp is a cunt'" but it is a bit early for that too. although we do know what the answer would be.

so instead, have you now issued proceedings against your ex agent?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I will be tonight, I'm having to speak to the bank of mum and dad to pay the charges.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

i think the court fee
should be about £80 for a claim that's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Yeah it is £80, which I can't afford until next tuesday
so I'm asking my parents to pay and then I'll pay them back on pay day.
edit: you can't use the greater than or less than signs in a post. It thinks it's html tags and gets confused.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

computers are fucking thick
i can't believe it didn't even work in gaz. why would i want to gaz in html? i don't even know what that means.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

It means being able to do bold italics, strikethroughs and underlining.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

no, it means
me not being able to post what i want, when i want.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

How can anyone not like brocolli?
That's like not liking carrots, or roasties!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I don't know man, I don't know
do you think I should put some effort into breaking them up?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Be kind, give her one last chance
See if she likes Parsnips, if she says no, then do it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

She had parsnips,
but the parsnips weren't very nice... not crispy enough.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I like them crispy round the edges, but sticky everywhere else

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)