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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelli've never hit anyone or anything (brothers don't count) in my life before. but if you insist on being a human punchbag, at least you're pink so you'll match my brand new gloves.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:35,
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not yetbut whatever colour you are to start with, you'll be pink by the time my gloves are finished with you!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:38,
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Well, once the gloves get delivered.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:42,
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They 'never knowingly beaten' claim will be put to the test?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:45,
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It will in my case.She sounds determined to use me as a beating-receptacle.
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Oooh.Well make sure you both agree a code-word before you start.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:53,
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No...that's what you'll be screaming with every blow landed by your new pink gloves."Pink!", you'll cry in glee as the first fist crashes into my chest. "Pink!", as the other hand delivers a crashing thwack! to my stomach. "Pink! Pink! PINK!" as blows rain down on me like...rain. My feeble plea of the safeword is lost in your maddened screaming, and the last word I hear as I slip into unconsciousness is...
'guzurnplat', cause you broke my brain.
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Well, obviously when I say more women should hit thingsI mean those things should be me.
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