I assume you'd want to be flogged with a pink whip?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

to match my pink fishnets?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

and matching basque?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

no
that's black with a pink trim. all-over pink is just barbara cartland, and noone wants to see that. also the pink boxing gloves match and they might hopefully help me squeeze my whaps back in it one of these days.

edit - not to be worn at the same time, though. that would be a very specified fetish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

He certainly does. And he's looking suitably stunned.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Too big
Ruined experience of b3ta at work.
Would not recommend
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

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I always welcome constructive feed back and value your input.I'm sorry the that you were not happy with the picture posted. I do strive try to meet readers requirements whenever possible. However I would ask you to accept that pictures of Peter Noone looking slightly agog are not exactly plentiful on the internet, and that the time restraints involved did not allow for resizing on this occasion.
To go some way to compensate you, I would like to offer to post a photo on a subject of your choosing, free of charge.

Cave Duck
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(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Or you could just resize it now

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Picture of your mum in the shower please.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

You already have all of the ones you took before she discovered the camera concealed in the showerhead.

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I would like a picture
of badger on a bicycle juggling cheese
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

What's that?
I'm required in a meeting and wont be able to post on here for a long time. By which time TGB will have forgotten all about this?
OK I'm on my way.
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Change that to width="290" height="210"
Should make it less obvious I'm on here
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Please add black knee high boots and long pink gloves to this outfit. But yes, ditch the boxing gloves

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

i do have some very slutty
patent shiny black knee high "leave-on" boots. no pink gloves though.

must google those.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I wouldn't.
Or at least listen to "pink glove" by Pulp before you do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

ah
thank you for the tip
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

The boots sound excellent. You should wear these to the next bash.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

they are great
you are most welcome to borrow them if you like?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

careful
pink lamee is a shitter to get stains off.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

it's ok
these are black shiny patent leather. totally wipe-clean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Size 9?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

no
size 6. what do you think i am, some sort of flat giant footed platypus?! you'll just have to squeeze them in there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)