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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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cuddling sucks

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Not when you are fucking freezing and need to put your cold bits on someone.
Mainly for the giggles as the screams echo.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Echo?
Do you sleep in a cave?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Then you're not doing it right.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
If you do it right you get sex as well!
At least I think so. I seem to remember the two being linked somehow.........
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
i'm just not very tactile
it's as a precursor to sex or immediately after sex. otherwise get off me and let me sleep/get up as appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
I've found I'm quite often the same
My girlfriend is not. She demands cuddles constantly, and it gets grating.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I'm not very tactile either but when the mood takes me a good cuddle is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Suck it up,
she's much better looking than you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Oh I know that

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
maybe some people
realise it's not ALL ABOUT LOOKS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Probably a good thing
or you'd never get any.

OH YEAH I WENT THERE!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
you've never been "there"
don't tell obvious InternetLies, al.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Oh man, you turned my joke about you having a face like a crushed car
into a joke about me being a virgin. I feel totally pwned.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
So, what you're saying is, and I could be wrong here.
That you find Lab's girlfriend imencly attractive compared to lab.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Grab her tits every time you cuddle her.
That should cure it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
By making her slap me each time?
I guess it might make her stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Alright, not EVERY time.
Just enough to make her wary.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I already do this
I like breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Your loss is my gain.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
You want my girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I thought he was talking about weight.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
If any weight I lost went directly on to Al
Then I would be in the gym 24/7.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Who doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I'm not a jealous person
If you want her, have a try ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Sworn off sex now or else I would.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Oh christ I need more friends like you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I said you can try
She'll likely shoot you down in flames, but I won't take offense at you trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
*rephrase*
Oh christ, I need more friends like you, only with a more slutty girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Do you suck while cuddling?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

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