I may have been scaremongering slightly
The spider's body was not colossal by any means, but with leg-span it was the size of my hand. Don't want you thinking that the spiders in Norfolk have taken all the evolution that the humans rejected
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 8:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you sure it wasn't a daddy long legs?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

if they didn't drop down into the shower while I was using it, I would be able to cope with them.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Inconsiderate shites
I've never known what the fuss is with spiders but they're not poisonous in this country

Poppet, remind me how much of a flying fuck you give about cricket? Am attempting to establish whether we can still be friends over the winter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

They are actually poisonous in the UK
Just not sufficiently toxic to cause humans any problem.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Potato, po-tah-to
Let's call the whole thing off...

*breaks into flawless Quickstep*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

*Holds up card with '10' on it*
*gives critical acclaim in gushing tones and Italian accent*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

There are 6 species of spider indigenous to the United Kingdom
whose venom is capable of incapacitating a large mammal.

Thanks New Scientist, I really wanted to know that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

cricket is bollocks
utter utter bollocks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Only when players are taking bribes to throw a game
Otherwise it's great. It was the only sport I was ever any good at, and the only one I enjoyed playing.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Not even one iota of a flying fuck.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Oh good
I will have to find someone else to mock then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

whoever it is, as long as it's not me, I don't care.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Actually, they're venomous.
Poisonous refers to things that can harm you if you eat them. Venomous is things that harm you when they try to eat you...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Sure that's not just your pubes
washing down the drain?

/puerile humour
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

That was insensitive
Everyone knows Australians don't have pubes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

No?
But I've seen Aussie pubes. Maybe she wasn't a native...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I'm first generation aussie on my dad's side.
I'm half Dutch.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

also, this conversation about whether or not I have pubes is a bit personal surely?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Welcome to B3ta.
Edit - I wasn't referring to you when I was on about having seen Aussie pubes!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

So you're blonde and 6 feet tall then?
Or at least half blonde and 3 feet tall, if you're half Dutch.

Don't know how that affects your minge though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

um 5 foot 4, and auburn.
and stop talking about my minge. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Is there something wrong with it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

no, it's just not a part of my body I generally discuss in public.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

But we're all inside at the moment
so it's not very public.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

It's a common enough subject
Minges in general, that is. Not yours in particular. But today, I seem to have started a discussion about yours. Sorry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Half of it likes being shown off in public
the other half is racist.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm trying to work out which is which

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)