I should like to wish the happiest of birthdays to both Lampers and young Jeffrey.
My brother took me to see Gong for my birthday this year. That's a good one. I cannot recall anything spectacularly bad - or good - as my family aren't especially big on presents. Being 'old money' we haven't got any.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

if this were anyone else
i'd say, so you're just 'old' then. which would also be pretty hypocritical of me. but as it's you, bestest of all the montys, i'll just say HELLO, HOW'S YOUR THURSDAY?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Ask him how his girlfriend is, go on, ask him.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

don't forget to mention cars (I still don't actually get this)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I initially thought your girlfriend was a different person to who it actually is.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I should like to point out
that spending some pleasant time with a woman does not makes them your OFFICIAL GIRLFRIEND.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Maybe not
But teasing them about it is AWESOME.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

^This
Monty and his girlfriend sitting in a tree.

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

K.I.S.S R.I.M.M
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

MONTYS GOT A GIRLFRIEND

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

It's also fun asking said lady how her boyfriend is

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I haven't done that yet
maybe I should. Trouble is I'm more scared of her than I am of him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

WHAT!? Are you saying you just had casual bum fun with a lady and you didn't call them back!?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

It was a man actually so HA!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

MONTYS GOT A BOYFRIEND!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Is it you Al?
Do you ride him wilst geting him to make bell noises?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

He does. It's GRATE.
How are you today, my little sugar-plum?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

althedetective
Narrowed the candidates down to two on his makeshift Guess Who? flipper board, one of which owns a vehicle, the other does not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Good day to you, picture of loveliness that you are.
It's grim and soggy here in North Finchley, but I have a spring in my step and a song in my heart, for you have asked me how I am.

I am getting more and more excited about this weekend by the minute, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Time with the daughter on your own?

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

He's already semi-erect.
incestlolz
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Everyone from Enyzme down is OK with it so I thought I'd give it a try.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

There is nothing morally wrong with it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

what is the song?
better make it relatively mainstream though, or i will be too woefully ignorant to have heard of it.

well, thu is the start of the weekend. have you got all your plans lined up now then??

ps: i am going to start framing some of your compliments for when i am having a shit day. they are quite lyrical and i approve wholeheartedly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Barry White's 'Let Me In And Let´s Begin With Love'
Tomorrow night I am going to have to be a very, very good boy so that I'm on the toppest of forms for Saturday morning: picking up my little girl at ten, taking her to my friends' house so she can (hopefully) make friends with their similarly aged daughter. Sounds minor - it's not at all. I'll feel like a real father at last.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

it doesn't sound minor at all
it sounds amazing and when your ex hears from your daughter what a good time she had, she will realise what she has been depriving her of, out of selfishness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Cheers Monty.
How are you today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Not half bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

A quarter bad?
Can you describe it in one word? In a sound?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

The sound of backwards guitar, psychedelic-style, is my signature sound.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)