I might get my nipple pierced this weekend.
And apply to cyberdog. I made friends with the girl behind the counter when I was in there yesterday, she was well cool.

It's my birthday in a week and I'm going to see Imelda May in two weeks, a burlesque show in three and coming down to London in four. October is going to be excellent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:26, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Both or neither

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Both eventually.
Can only afford one at a time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Ugh, don't get your nips pierced

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

or take lots of pics
first if you do
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Why not?
I'm trying to collect a range of opinions
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Pierced nipples look great
Unless the boobs are truly monstrous, or you have areolae like frisbies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I believe the technical term is 'Burger Nips'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Well, I have neither.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Decision made then
That was easy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'd wait until you
finish puberty first and get big girl boobs before deciding how to piss about with them.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

she doesn't want big girl boobs
because they're generally on a 'big girl'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

she also needs to eat some pies too

( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Stop leading her down the flowery path!
You know what lies at the end.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

a sensible BMI?

( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I should probably
apologise to Applebite now (sorry) I don't mean to make body judgements on anyone but for me personally I was an unhealthy stick thin pole during my teens and it took a lot of work, beer and healthy eating to get to sensible weight. I now go round telling all thin people to eat pies. Mmmmmm pies.

I might drive to Cambridge city centre for lunch and get a pie from Eat. With mash and gravy.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Quite

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Imelda May is excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Yes! The elusive Monty's Seal Of Approval.
She really is. I'm more excited for that than my birthday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

She winked at me at glastonbury.
TRUE STORY
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Imelda Marcos winked at you?
Ewww
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Everytime a friend of mine
panicked doing his degree, he applied to Cyberdog. Then calmed down
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I usually had a cry
and then got drunk. Ten years on the formula works as good as ever.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

that's my MO
trouble is it doesn't solve anything, and livers are so hard to get on the black market
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

only one more year to go
you can suck it up, and so can your liver
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

You've been on formula for ten years?
I suppose it's better than breastfeeding but still.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)