A very happy unbirthday to everyone else!
Let's talk about what people aredoing at the weekend!

Or if you are a miserable old cunt (OH HAI MONTY!) you can discuss embarrasing moments, happiest moments, the last time you had RAGE, lunch - wait no, no not lunch SHHH no one cares about our sandwiches, or I dunno... people never stick to the question anyways.

Anything exciting happening in the arse end of the year? I have the good food show in November WOOOT. Seeing Gordon Ramsey, are celebrity chefs over rated? Do you like cooking? Are you Gonz?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:05, 70 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm making bread tonight TGB
I've bought more flour and everything.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Awesome what kind of bread?
Are you still on plain bread or are you putting stuff in it?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I'm putting sunflower and pumpkin seeds into it
it's a granary loaf and it's made of win.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

That sounds nice.
Are you bringing any to DGs bash?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I've been asked to bring chocolate brownie, if that helps?

(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

WOOHOO

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

win jizz
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

You disgust me, get out!
Also HAI! How are you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

good cheers hon
Missing your warm enveloping vadge obviously. I think I lost my favourite biro in there last time.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

alan dear boy
We must meet up at some point. I've had your massive luminous orange sextoy in my boot for months now.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Let's see
There's a gig or two, two days at Alton Towers, a trip to Liege to get more done to my sleeve, two weddings, my birthday and a bash!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Sounds expensive Lab
You may have to sell a kidney
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Good idea!
Catface has already produced a sprog, he won't need one of his AND it'll be small enough to transplant into children or pigs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Why would you want to give a pig a kidney?

(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Pigs have feelings too you know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

You'd keep a pig on dialysis for ever?
You MONSTER.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Pigs are not known for their rock n roll lifestyles
I'm sure they could cope with just one.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Babe went off the rails harder than Keith Moon
Fame is a killer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I heard babe got the chop after the 2nd film.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

mmmm famous bacon

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I'm taking advantage
of a free weekend away from the north west and its inhabitants to get down to the serious business of buying shirts, getting a haircut, putting my car in for an MOT and lots of jamming the guitar with people I met at a party.

\m/ Rawk!
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I am going out on Saturday night to a pub called The Polished Knob. *snigger*

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I'm seeing my favourite band at the end of the year, which should be fun
Other than that it's dead days.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Very little is planned
apart from the bash and a gig, and possibly alton towers.
I love cooking, but I don't think I take it as far as Gonz. And I wouldn't go and see that crinkly faced sweary twat, either. The good food show is meant to be pretty awesome though.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I might get my nipple pierced this weekend.
And apply to cyberdog. I made friends with the girl behind the counter when I was in there yesterday, she was well cool.

It's my birthday in a week and I'm going to see Imelda May in two weeks, a burlesque show in three and coming down to London in four. October is going to be excellent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Both or neither

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Both eventually.
Can only afford one at a time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Ugh, don't get your nips pierced

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

or take lots of pics
first if you do
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Why not?
I'm trying to collect a range of opinions
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Pierced nipples look great
Unless the boobs are truly monstrous, or you have areolae like frisbies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I believe the technical term is 'Burger Nips'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Well, I have neither.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Decision made then
That was easy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'd wait until you
finish puberty first and get big girl boobs before deciding how to piss about with them.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

she doesn't want big girl boobs
because they're generally on a 'big girl'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

she also needs to eat some pies too

( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Stop leading her down the flowery path!
You know what lies at the end.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

a sensible BMI?

( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I should probably
apologise to Applebite now (sorry) I don't mean to make body judgements on anyone but for me personally I was an unhealthy stick thin pole during my teens and it took a lot of work, beer and healthy eating to get to sensible weight. I now go round telling all thin people to eat pies. Mmmmmm pies.

I might drive to Cambridge city centre for lunch and get a pie from Eat. With mash and gravy.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Quite

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Imelda May is excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Yes! The elusive Monty's Seal Of Approval.
She really is. I'm more excited for that than my birthday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

She winked at me at glastonbury.
TRUE STORY
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Imelda Marcos winked at you?
Ewww
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Everytime a friend of mine
panicked doing his degree, he applied to Cyberdog. Then calmed down
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I usually had a cry
and then got drunk. Ten years on the formula works as good as ever.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

that's my MO
trouble is it doesn't solve anything, and livers are so hard to get on the black market
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

only one more year to go
you can suck it up, and so can your liver
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

You've been on formula for ten years?
I suppose it's better than breastfeeding but still.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

So this thread is basically 'talk about anything at all'?
We I have fucked up royally and have got tickets to see two different bands on the same night.

This (amongst many other things) makes me a complete spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Oh awesome, I love guessing games!
Ok, first guess, is your face one of the many other things that makes you a complete spastic?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

can you sell the ticket(s) for the band you won't see - on viagogo or similar?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

A chum will doubtless take one off my hands.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

which bands?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

'Jim Jones Revue' and 'Neu!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I'm whoring out
Jim Jones Revue to friends, since I decided to go
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I can't win with you
This topic is boring
There isn't a topic
wah wah wah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

what, is my visit from the antipodes not thrilling enough for you TGB?
I am greatly saddened.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

who are you again?

( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

just some aussie.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Oh obviously I was too excited about that that I thought if I mentioned it I'd explode
then you wouldn;t be able to meet me which would make your trip over here pointless and you'd die inside and then Al would have to make bread for the funeral and it seemed like it would make a lot of people have to do a lot of work
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

It would make my trip COMPLETELY pointless, I don't want anyone exploding to death on my account.
But I wouldn't mind some bread...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

My mum
booked me a weekend to Rome for December. About the most exciting thing.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I really, really wish I was going to Rome again soon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I was quite touched
since we've been arguing a lot recently
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Try this wine bar in Rome - very good.
maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUK290&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=wine+bar+in+Rome&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=wine+bar&hnear=Rome,+Italy&ei=wDCbTKvCLKSR4gab_7x1&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CDsQtgMwAA
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'm heading off to Rome
in about 3 weeks and can't wait.

Numero Uno European city for me.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'm moving back to the parents after 3 years of having my own place *sadface*
Earning money, and that's about it really. I've got the Manc bash in December, that's worth looking forward to, as well as a wedding next month.

Gordon Ramsey is awesome, as is Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Levi Roots and Valentine Warner. The rest are rubbish.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Levi Roots is awesome!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)