Same here, but plus the drugs.
I really wasn't that interested in girls until I started taking ecstasy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was interested
But the token goth guy, who girls confided in but never fucked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Unlucky.
You know that means they thought you were a bender, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Probably
Although a few have since told me they fancied me 'back then'.
Why the FUCK didn't you let me know?! Talking about how shit your boyfriend is to you is NOT a good way to flirt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

nothing more frustrating than
someone telling you 'ooh I really fancied you back then'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

AMEN

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

especially when they're someone
you would've. Not so bad when you think 'thank God you didn't tell me'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Yep, had both the narrow escapes
And the knuckle-chewing frustions.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Plus there is always the slight element of insult
'what do you mean you liked me back THEN'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

They've always told me about their past crush on me
When I've been securely ensconced in a relationship. No fear of me rejecting them then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

People are too complex
Makes me wonder who in five years time, who I know now will turn round and say 'oh I had a crush on you back then'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

thought know
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

^This
Got a lot of "You're such a great guy, you can have any girl you want" while wiping the snot from the nose of the object of my affections.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Infuriating, isn't it?
Still, I'm over that now*.
*clearly not over it
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

You've both got hot girlfriends now so stop whinging.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

:-)

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I am never content!
I'll never be able to let go of all the 'might haves' and 'could have beens'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

The "Could have beens"
Would probably have led to forty five minutes of vanilla sex and then a lifetime of awkwardness afterward. That's the best way to look at it...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Forty-five minutes?!
If you include fumbling with the bra strap, giving up and using the garden shears, fumbling with a condom, losing the erection, explaining that it will come back if you give me a minute and stop judging me, awkward heavy petting, finally achieving full mast, 2 minutes of trying o find the right hole, before one glorious minute of manic thrusting before getting stitch and having to stop.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

make a note of them
if it goes wrong in the next few years, turn up on their doorsteps
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Verbal contract innit.
Give teh sex NAO!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Ha!
Yep, but since I stopped attempting to date emotionally fragile women it got much easier.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)