I was quite pleased to be woken up at 4am by someone in the house next to me playing the harmonica really badly.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should have got a jackhammer
and dug up the road outside their office. I feel like my brain is vibrating YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.

Obviously I'm not actually going to go and complain to them, there are four of them, and given that they are manual workers, they will be lower class, poorly educated and liable to hit me for using words they don't understand.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Ugh. How simply horrid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Or push you over
Then jackhammer your head.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Improvement?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

If you're really lucky, they might bum you with the jackhammer.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

This would be nothing short of horrific
And probably quite painful.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah, like I said,
Lucky.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

So is that going on the christmas list then?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Sorry about that.
Won't happen again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)