Are you going to hold a minute's silence for my metaphorical death?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*leaves vulgar teddy and sympathy card from Clinton's*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You can't just leave them
some fecker will have them away. You have to sellotape them to a lampost. Make sure to use far too much tape so it looks deformed and scares children.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Good tips
*writes this down*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

here you go quick and easy
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all%11in%11one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I love the description of some woman
"grade 6 untermensch"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm going to do better than that.
I'm going to release a charity single.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

*gets on the phone to Gerry Marsden*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Cunt Ah, dear Uncle Gerry!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying.

(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

That is a great song.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

great


(actually I don't know it, I'm just being rude for the sake of it)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

To be honest I was going for "The Sun" newspaper and Liverpool people crying angle.
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)