Mickey Mousers
I do not like Scousers. I do not like their accent and I do not like their self pitying ways. I also do not like their happy go lucky attitude. I think they're annoying twats. But a lad from the Wirral, Ben, moved into the flat above me on Monday and he's class. A very nice chap indeed. So I think I've changed my mind.

When did you last change your mind about something you've been staunch about?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:35, 114 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*looks alert*
Did you say he has Class A's?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

The cleaner at my office is a bit racist
But I quite like her so I'm kind of ignoring her racist tendencies. Which is bad really as I'm very much in to standing up to those sorts of unpleasant attitudes it's just that in person, it's a lot harder to say "look, the person you're describing does sound like a dick, but the fact that they are also black doesn't make any difference".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I'll bet she's a nig-nog.
Is she a nig-nog? They're all fucking racist, that lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

you horrible racist!
Sweetcorn, refused to eat for it for about twenty years until I was fed some blindfolded and it was lush.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I never change my mind
I make a small-minded, judgement and then defend it to the death in the face of all logic to the contrary.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

No you don't .

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I changed my mind
about stripes a few years ago. Used to hate them, now I wear them all the time.

Recently I changed my mind on pack versus non pack mentality (a bit anyway)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I love stripes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Same now :)
had a quick flip through my wardrobe, so much of it is stripey now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I have always loved those Breton fisherman's tops, and have a couple
But now I can't wear them because they were fashionable a couple of seasons ago. :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

haha terrified of being a season behind?
Just buy old ones and be retro :P
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Quite the opposite,
You've seen me - I exist in a world entirely outside of fashion. I couldn't abide the thought that
a) someone might think I was trying to be 'trendy'
b) it might look like I was trying to be 'trendy' and failing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

just wear what you want
anyone who looks at your top and thinks 'oh that was last season' is a cunt anyway.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Fashion is for cunts.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Quite so,
Certain clothes either suit you, or they don't. If you look a twat wearing an item or style, the fact that 'everyone else' is wearing it will not change this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

^this
if I wore skinny jeans, harem pants or gladiator sandals I would look a fool. I'd rather just stick to the classics
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I try to wear what I want when I want.
I go out of my way to buy stuff no one else has and spend far too much money in the process. It's all about being stylish, not fashionable.

*buys safari jacket from Japan*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

*pisses self*
You look like Christopher Biggins in that, Barrington.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Ha.
I like to think I look like a cool, renegade professor from Jurassic Park.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm sure you do like to think that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

this is why I never buy what's in fashion.
it never ever suits me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Oh fuck off.
You only bought them because of the Warhol/Lou Reed look.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

The embarrassing truth
is that I got into them after seeing the Hell's Angels thrashing people with pool cues in 'Gimme Shelter' wearing them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I bet you wear black polonecks as well
and have a beret. You probably even have an 'ironic' keyboard tie
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

One of my main objections to Stevie Ray Vaughan
was his 'musical note' guitar strap. Yes, I am that petty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Of course
mind you your leopard-skin print clogs render you unable to pass judgement
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

he was a fucking great blues guitarist though
ugly as sin and a weirdo, but great on the guitar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I practically live in striped clothing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

my fb photos
make it look as though I only have one type of clothing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

That's because you're in prison, Barrold.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I can think of only a couple of things.
As a boy I didn't like olives - now I love them.

I used to think ecstasy was fucking lovely, and now the mere thought of it makes me feel ill and depressed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Oof, make sure Roota doesn't let you hear that.
I'm less than impressed, but I'm a plastic scouser, and simply hate everyone, so it doesn't bother me. Plus, you've already changed your mind.

Although I'm confused why you'd think a happy go lucky attitude is a bad thing?

Seriously though, if you don't like a proper scouse accent (I mean the older generation), then you should avoid the following places, as you'll hate their accents too -
Birmingham
Dudley
Hull
Manchester
etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

My family all live in dud-leeeee

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Tarra for a bit den eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I have commissioned a present for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Ow roight.
Oim ivver sow sehrrhai, Berrhai.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

what the hell did you just say?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Oh right
I'm ever so sorry
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

ohh.
/facepalm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Downt wherrai.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Trying not to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Be glad that this bilge
doesn't assail your ears daily like it does mine - I have the misfortune to live in Birmingham.
(berk, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I quite like listening to people with accents actually.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

you'll get over that
most of the northern accents are fucking dreadful.

sorry Roota
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Hmm. I suspect you may change your mind
if you ever come to the Midlands...
(berk, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

my mate from near dudley once described it as a pile of shit and concrete with a Vauxhall Nova on top

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Dud-lay?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Ow yiss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Here in Kingston upon Hull, you're in danger of being black-balled at the bridge club if your borders fall below the required level of herbaceousness.
The accent is still shit, mind.
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Wann go on rode for alf a larger n larm?
but we could go fer fera rard on waltzurs
(nolongernuts, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 3:14, Reply)

I used to hate wearing jeans
Now I spend most of my waking hours wearing them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I had a period of not wearing jeans.
And then one of only wearing black Levi jeans. I'm currently in my what's cheapest in Matalan period.
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Did you just walk around in your pants?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Yes. black Levi pants.

(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

never
in general people tend to conform to my ideas and reinforce them, good or bad. sometimes people don't live up (or down) to expectations, but luckily this doesn't happen TOO often.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Meanwhile, back in the real world....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I used to love men but now I think they're all a bunch of cunts.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Not all of us, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Yup! every single one.
I just pretend to like you because it's easier.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I thought you crushed me because you loved me
*sadface*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I should have finished the job.
One less man in the world.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Even Mr Bridges?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

He's the worst of the lot because he won't sleep with me.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Have you asked him directly?
Or just told us of your desire?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

HE SHOULD KNOW BY NOW.
I've put the word out.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Well I'm at a loss as to why he has shunned you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Innit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Why not target someone else?
Hedge your bets a bit maybe?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Jeff Goldblum perhaps

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

What happened to him?
He is probably with Steve Guttenberg doing very little.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I don't settle for second best.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

But if Bridges doesn't sound as keen as you.
Move on. Find another Hollywood star to lust over.

(And stop deleting posts too).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

My computer is being an arse and posting twice.
I don't really fancy anyone else.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I am deeply hurt by this revelation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Don't be.
It's not like I singled you out or anything.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I've gone to a lot of trouble to commission a present for you, and this is the thanks I get.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I'm sorry but I can't make exceptions.
If it's any consolation you're way down the bottom of my list of men to be shot on sight.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

You won't want this, then *cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
fanku!
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

My dear friend and partner in crime, Mr Labia Majora, deserves more thanks than me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I shall let him cop a feel at the bash.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Fucking GET IN!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I TOLD you this would get us some 'tit action'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Fuck 'em

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You said it sister.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

If we were a bunch of cunts, we wouldn't need you !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

You don't need me.
That's the problem.
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Does this include Darth?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

If he's a man then yes.
We haven't proved it yet, have we?
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

You are dead to me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You are dead to me, lar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Are you going to hold a minute's silence for my metaphorical death?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

*leaves vulgar teddy and sympathy card from Clinton's*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You can't just leave them
some fecker will have them away. You have to sellotape them to a lampost. Make sure to use far too much tape so it looks deformed and scares children.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Good tips
*writes this down*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

here you go quick and easy
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/inventor-unveils-all%11in%11one-portable-tragedy-shrine-201009083072/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I love the description of some woman
"grade 6 untermensch"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm going to do better than that.
I'm going to release a charity single.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

*gets on the phone to Gerry Marsden*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Cunt Ah, dear Uncle Gerry!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying.

(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

That is a great song.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

great


(actually I don't know it, I'm just being rude for the sake of it)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

To be honest I was going for "The Sun" newspaper and Liverpool people crying angle.
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Yeh', I reckon that was a cuntish thing to say too.
If he said the same thing about blacks, he would have been hounded off the board.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

But not Jews luv
How are ya?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I'm fabulous thanks, and you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I'm saving my tirade against blacks and queers for next Friday.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Furthermore, he is not a scouser
He is not from Liverpool
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Is he a 'woolly back'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Yes. Or just a wool.
Calling this man a scouser is like calling Barry a Cockney.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

*lobs laptop out the window in rage*
He calls himself a plastic Scouser in fairness. He is a Tranmere fan. On the plus side it means I can withdraw my original change of mind and think you're all a bunch of arseholes again.

Oh and why are they called a wool/wooly back?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You fucking cockney

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Pfft! and they say women are changable.

( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)