Morning all
Have I missed anything exciting?

Glad you had a nice weekend that wasn't filled with ridiculous narcotics Monty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:25, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How was Tenerife?

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

did you see my parents?
They were in Tenerife
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I wasn't in Tenerife.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

did you actually think that I was asking that of you?
it was clearly an addendum to your question
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Addendum my arse.
You replied to the wrong post.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It seems unlikely that you will believe me
but I actually thought about it, and thought that after your post was the sensible place to ask my silly question.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I can never believe anything a man tells me ever again.
Or believe any women that may look slightly boyish.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I saw your qotw post yesterday
hadn't realised quite the level of cuntiness he had exhibited.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

My entry was stellar

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

it's alright I suppose

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

= (
He boasts about his sexual prowess on QOTW
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

does he?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

And for all I've done over the years (women are objects I presume)
I've never gotten any sti

Top lothario
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Yes
we had dinner together every night and they asked me to call them Mum and Dad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

awww that's nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

It's almost like she has real parents.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I do have real parents
they just don't love me enough to stay in the same country as me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It was nice, thanks.
I'm going to sound very Monty when I say this, but it was so full of really common ex-pats that I felt quite embarrassed to be English.

But the weather was nice and we saw some pretty sights so it was all good. I think I probably just never noticed how chavvy it was when I was a kid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

did you get your baps out?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

YES
_{on the balcony where no one could see}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

still counts
you brazen hussy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

There was a group of 5 young French women who kept getting them out by the pool
I think Wiggy gave himself neck strain pretending not to look.

One of them was anorexic, I felt kind of sorry for her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

but did they have nice breasts?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Well the girls were already quite brown
so their boobs were bright white in comparison. It wasn't a great look, but in general they were pretty nice boobs. One of them had really big boobs though so they just went straight into her armpits when she laid down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

that is not a good look.
better to be pale all over than mostly brown with bright white bits.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I burnt myself on the last day
having managed to avoid it all week, so I have minor triangle-boob issues.

That was minor issues, not minor boobs before you start Chompy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

that was a bit silly.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I was doing so well,
I had my factor 30 on every day, but then on the last day we went on a catamaran and it was ridiculously hot without any shade.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I've had terrible sunburn from sailing. I can sympathise.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It was totally worth it
we saw whales and dolphins and apparently there was a sea turtle although I thought it was a rock.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

that's cool
I want to see whales and dolphins and turtles.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

We'll make a special trip on the Smug Croissant

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

huzzah!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

"And I don't mind preserving time at all"
*rocks out 90s style*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

you've lost me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Terrorvision - Perseverance
"I was right about the whales and the dolphins
whales and dolphins
yeah!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

That was on Now 32
I feel old.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Bah, I had the album, Regular Urban Survivors
AND saw them tour it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

loser

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Excellent snobbery: good girl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

you wouldn't believe how much excitement you have missed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I did a vanity search when I got home
it was half and half references to me and references to actual cats.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

anything upsetting
or has Lab deleted all the horrible stuff he said about you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

No, mostly it was Chompy trying to convince people that I was actually hiding at home
pretending to be on holiday with my made up boyfriend.

EDIT: oh wait, there was that thing Lab said about me being a gringo or something. He can suck my cojones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

That was one post.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

your posts are so important to me that I count every one twice.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I hear you're going to be at DG's bash.
We might actually meet.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I'm well looking forward to it!
I'm going to give you the BIGGEST HUG EVER
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

If you spill my pint there'll be trouble.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I am extremely clumsy
so I can't promise it won't happen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I will do no such thing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Hello there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Welcome back Kitty
how was the holiday?

Can't think of any major dramas while you were away.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

uhoh,
that means people are going to think I'm Bert.

Holiday was good, managed to avoid getting burnt until the very last day, as is my custom.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Oh you should be ok we had him back for a few minutes but he bailed again
he will be back. Oh yes he will be back.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

when was he back for a bit?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

He 'poped' in for a few minutes.
I called him a nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

was The Pope actually him?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I would imagine so.
The whole appearance without introduction thing. It wouldn't suprise me if he's trawling round every library where he lives for internet with a different IP.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

internet with a different IP genealogical records, in the hope of finding some more 15-year-old siblings to nonce up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I don't know
but whenever I see someone popping up that I don't know, I'm calling them out as Bert every time, just to be sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

makes sense
and it pays to be vigilant. I've learned my lesson since last time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I don't think it is
he was there before berts breakdown.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

You'll be glad to see that snugglesacks is back on qotw

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

BREASTS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

She broke my heart though,
Can I dare to love again?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Each day can only be a new learning experience
PLUS BREASTS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

brb, writing poem 4 her in blood

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

kl
BREASTS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

have read her story
I think you are better off without her.

and she didn't mention her breasts once!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Needs moar boob.
That story was boring.

I wish she'd use paragraphs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Don't you fucking dare question her style.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

sorry
I'm just jealous.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

paragraphs Dignitas
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I was particularly impressed
about how she actually managed to slip in the truth that he dumped her (presumably because she has the personality of a lobotomised weasel) whilst the story all points in the direction of her finding fault with him. top answering, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

yeah, see
that happened with Bou on /talk many times, it just puts off new people a lot of the time as they don't known what they are being abused for.

If it's really a problem for you guys, gaz cr3 to put an IP block on him to stop him re-registering.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I would expect more people to ask why they are being abused for no reason
particularly if they are getting called something specific.

I have a feeling there is now an IP block. Think Becky had a word with cr3. I could be totally making that up though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

nope.
they just think that's how we are. that applies on any board here. cliqueLOL.

Plus, think the conversation through:

Newbie: Hello, roffle, kittens, dinner
OT: Fuck off Bert
N:that's a bit rude. who's bert?
OT: you are. now fuck off bert
N:I'm not!
OT: yes you are. fuck off, bert.

repeat ad infinitum. Been there, done that, got the fat mental Saffer Tshirt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

you make a good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I think I saw that before I left
wasn't he bret mong keys eggs or something lame like that?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Sadly there were no more incest revelations to be had.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I took a copy of Pick Me Up with me
so there was plenty of incest in that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)