Brilliant
It's good to see that being in a good mood hasn't dulled your genial, inventive and forever original sense of humour

I am glad that you had such an enjoyable time with your daughter, seriously. And right before your birthday, too. Maybe you'll be in a good mood ALL WEEK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It is actually possible, albeit highly unlikely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

How old is your little'un, if you don't mind me asking?
That is a thoroughly charming photo of you both. Makes me somewhat sad that I'm not having any kids myself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

JAFFA!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Possibly
No idea. Never been tested. Never going to have chance to prove it either way, unless I do get tested, which would be an exercise in futility. Would be depressing to know either that I can't have kids, or that I could but won't get to.

God I'm a moody twat today. Give me back my infuriating chirpiness, Boyce
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

That's what happens when you're gay

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

*tired sigh*
Yes, Rory, that's what it's all about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

He isn't a very good troll is he.
I remember him being Berts sidekick and now Bert has gone he is trying to play nice.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Everyone has to start somewhere
Being Bert's understudy must be a very difficult way to commence one's internet career. Probably a bit like becoming an intern in the Naboo diplomatic relations bureau and finding out that you'll be working as a liaison to the Gungans under Jar Jar Binks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Me a donta think so!
God George Lucas fucked the new ones up didn't he.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I will actually defend Revenge of the Sith vigorously
It's just a shame that in order to set up a fairly belting conclusion to the triolgy, the first two films had to be so lightweight. Proof that you can't bottle lightnigh twice. Or, more logically, proof that Lucas' decision to bring in an outside screenwriter and director when making The Empire Strikes Back was a particularly sound one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

The force unleashed computer game has a better script than Revenge of the Sith
all three are pap!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Nah mate I disagree
Not about the Force Unleashed, that was epic. Very intrigued to see what they do with the sequel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

already on preorder.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

If I remember I was his hero, not sidekick you prick
I can see you being found out quite quickly once you start noncing up the kids, thank god
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I don't think "Bert Monkeysex's Hero"
is something I'd want on my tombstone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Meh, he was entertaining, albeit crossing the line somewhat
He's the Ding/Bou of QOTW, as opposed to dull background noiser. I'll take it as a compliment.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I'd prefer to be his hero than his sister.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

She fucking loved it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

quick quick call him a paedo as he want's to teach
*slow clap* for a slow bastard.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Free and easy access to underage kids, that's what draws the likes of you in
You even look like a rapist, oh Bobby
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

How can someone look like a rapist?
I have long hair and a beard, pretty sure I'm not the only one in that bracket on here. Get an interesting insult or do one. At least Bert was intelligent.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It's the creepy sexual intent in your eyes Bobby
You can pass every crb in the world, but you still shouldn't be allowed anywhere near kids
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

As irritating as Bert was he at least made an effort.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I have long hair and a beard
no one calls me a paedophile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

*high fives*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

anal beards don't count

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I dunno he looks like a mountain child rapist
Only emerging from the woods to satisfy his sexual needs
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I prefer you pissed off.
You're much less irritating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Irksome that even when I'm in a vile mood
we're still on opposite wavelengths. Who'll share my bile-fuelled rants if not you?

*suddenly remembers where he is*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

She was 2 on July 15th.
I can honestly say that despite all of the problems I've had with access etc I'd do it all over again a million times over. Being a father to that gorgeous little girl is the most rewarding thing I've ever done* by a country mile.


*and I once did 8 acid tabs in two hours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Congratulations, sir
If you were here I'd shake your hand and buy you a pint, as long as you promised not to mention acid to me ever again. Horrific stuff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Best buzz of all I've been told.
Edit - fatherhood, not acid.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Eight acid tabs in two hours?
Yeah Monty all numbers under ten should be spelled out. I went there and I'm "Grammar Fail"ing you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'm starting to have serious doubts about our TORRID AFFAIR now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)