Ow, Ow fucking OW!
I was washing my knob rather enthusiasticly and got soap down my jap's eye.
It doesn't half smart.
In other news, I haven't washed up yet, have you?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:31, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nope
I've got a shitload of tidying to do at mine, not happy about it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Owwww!
Soap in the japs eye is what I imagine pissing with an STI would be like.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

TMI

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Agreed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah this.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

This one hundred times again.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I did the washing up last night before watching "300" on TV
I'm not sure which activity I enjoyed more
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Yeah, I've washed up loads of times.

(Cave Duck, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)