Make it a week shut in your house with FUCK-OFF MASSIVE CHOCOLATE
Every woman's dream. So you have a date then?

If I lived locally to you I would very happily teach you whatever dance you wanted, but it's really not something you can do remotely. I could probably recommend a decent dance school in your area though, my teacher knows fucking everyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

10th of September
I may take you up on that. We need to decide on a song first though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Cannibal Corpse - Entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt
Done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I fancy Dragonforce - Heart of a Dragon
finding a band who could cover it would be tricky though.

My current forerunner is Pride and Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughn.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I only know In The Fire and the Flames
So I'm imagining they all sound the same, ludicrous fret-wanking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

pretty much
some of them have some a capella bits in them.

I know they are cheesy and wanky, but I can't help but smile when listening to them.

Also it is amusing to use it as sex music.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

you should both attend a bash
and teach him there and then while we watch and make humorous comments.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

my mrs is quite shy and so this is very unlikely to happen
I'm not sure if I'll manage to get her along to a bash at all even.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

That's a shame : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

it is
it's strange, because once you know her even a little bit she's quite gregarious, but I think she gets a bit freaked out by new people en masse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I used to be like that too.
Maybe she'll grow out of it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

perhaps
I'm not sure I'd want her to meet you lot anyway. Several people have already said they are going to try and steal her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Mine too
I think that introducing her to you lot would be well outside of her comfort zone. Also, she gets annoyed when people call me gay - feels it reflects badly on her, bizarrely - so I doubt it would end well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

yeah, that doesn't sound like a recipe for success

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

this is good news for me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)