My stupid layabout tenants haven't paid their rent this month
so no food for me.

Congrats for you though, hope the money actually arrives.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I bet you wish I was your tennant.
I'm litigious!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

s8 notice!
grounds 10 and 11...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Is this WoW talk?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

hotter
it's LEGALESE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

section 8 of the Housing Act 1988 - notice to quit

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

yeah
i'd know all about that, being the gamer that i am
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It's only a week late and apparently it's because of trouble she's having with her housing benefit
so I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt, but it's annoying because all my bills are still going to go out on the 1st, so I'll have to find the money from somewhere else until she pays me. Which means no money for corsets and cakes and poles and hats and other LAAKtivities.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Her trouble with ousing benefit
is that she's spent it on crack and ready meals. I do think it's fucking ridiculous that tennants actually get given the housing benefit money rather than have it go direct to the landlord.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I know, that really annoys me
why do they need to be given the choice of how to spend it when they'll obviously make the wrong one? Damn serfs.

She's only lived there a month so this would be her first payment after the initial deposit and rent she paid up front, so hopefully she's telling the truth and it's just the council, but it's still irritating that I'm out of pocket. I've already gone overdrawn because the rent didn't arrive when it was supposed to.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

1st month? that doesn't bode well at all.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:05, Reply)

More likely that the council will fuck it up in the first month
/having to speak to the council tomorrow about trying to charge me the wrong council tax.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Hopefully, I don't really have any experience of benefits or how they work.
Personally though if the rent isn't in my account when it should be after the 1st month I would be a little worried.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

well I am a little concerned
but hopefully once the council have sorted out the benefits it should be plain sailing. I'm really hoping. I've been paying for two flats since March, I can't afford to do it much longer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

what Chompy said
that's why I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt, she had enough money saved to be able to pay the deposit and the first month's rent up front so I'm hoping that means she's responsible and it's just the council being douchebags.

Like Becky only receiving her jobseekers allowance from 2 months ago. Council = rubbish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

100% this
i ranted about this when it started happening! here, you've got no money. have a big cheque.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

But thats the only concession you get Swipey
in every other instance the laws protecting tenants are good.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

You're thinking of Children in Need.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I would have registered your deposit though.
However I would also sneak round when you were out and steal from your Waitrose cheese collection.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Go round and eat their food

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

it's probably from Netto

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Evict them on Christmas Eve
Yes, even Tiny-Tim
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

oh colonel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

and pinch his crutch
I SAID CRUTCH
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

that's a very specialised fetish

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Not as specialised as yours

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I'm a special kind of guy
*drools*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

hang on
i thought i was the one drooling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

It's probably contagious
like the common cold, flu, and dyslexia
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

i meant over you
god do i have to spell out all my compliments...............
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

It's not my fault, i'm spesh

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)

cut off their legs first so they can't escape from the gutter that you throw them in to

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Seems fair

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Especially him.
His records were fucking appalling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Quite right
The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band did a much better version of "Tiptoe through the tulips"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Tinny Tim
was one of Futuramas best characters.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

"Good news gentle jerk-wads"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Damned by faint praise, there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)