Oooh good choices.
I also find mispronunciation of 'tissue' hugely annoying. No, you fool - you're confusing the word with 'atishoo' because the two are related in theme.

People who cannot pronounce 'licquorice' also irritate me.

Although I am told I sound like Brian Sewell when I say these two words.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but people who pronounce it Tiss-you instead of tish-you
sound really lame.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

and veggytubble
instead of vegetable. you vegetable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

bockle and lickle make me angry
also the mispronunciation of February, secretary and picture.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

what about 'atherletics'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Or unnecessary emphasis on the 'g'
in words like 'singer' (sing-ger) or 'singing' (sing-ging)
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

The reply to the accusation tiss-you - Snot me.

(Cave Duck, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

The other option 'tishew' sounds fucking mongoloid to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

rage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I see what you mean
but it's like the sconn/scone argument, scone may be right but it sounds gay.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

sconn is right
and you put the fucking jam on first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

^ two HARD FACTS.
It is fucking well 'sconn'. This is not open to discussion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

this is what bugs me when people argue that I'm pronouncing bath incorrectly
because I'm southern and their argument is that it doesn't have an R in it so it's a short a, but the English language doesn't seem to have many set rules on pronunciation so it makes their argument invalid. Common northern twarts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

it's because they can't understand something that has rules but doesn't abide by them all the time
they are more like guidelines.

fortunately all the northerners who come down here end up swept out to sea, so I don't have to put up with them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

before the butter or the cream?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

if you are using butter than that goes first
but only a fucking pleb would do that.

jam first, then clotted cream.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Ah, so that's why scones are so creamy in Devon. They're filled with Vipros' "fucking jam"
(Cave Duck, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Irritation is the sincerest form of flattery.
No, hang on.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)