I have no problem with skinny jeans
or leggings, as long as I can't see the outline of your foof. Or indeed, as long as you aren't a fucking heifer. I really don't see why you would buy either form of trouserwear if you were above a certain size as it just looks nasty.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This ^
Outlines FTW! But not on fat birds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

fat legs in skinny jeans looks like carrots.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

.
carrots jelly in condoms
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I tried a pair of cords in Blue Banana on once
Not knowing they were 'skinny fit'. I couldn't get my manly, muscular legs in the size I'd picked, and when the serving girl gave me another pair to try, they were tight on my legs but massive around the waist.
I told her they were stupid trousers for people without legs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Every time I see a bloke in skinny jeans I get that "My life as a dickhead" song playing in my brain.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I've only seen one guy wear them and look cool
And that's a guy Em works with. Applebite would be overcome by a powerful need to destroy him with her vagina.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

They suit me, I think.
But then I am a dickhead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

That's because you're a spindly crackhead.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

You're a malformed gnome but you don't catch me saying it in public.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Hmm, what icon of glory and hope can I have Monty shitting on today?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Surely Bowie's due a 'log-flume' or two.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

"Badly made sausage legs" as my son once described them.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)