You can find some of her QOTW contributions in Amorous Badger's fail archive
Basically the only stories I've read of hers - ie the ones Badger has singled out for attention seeking, the rest of her output may be entirely different - are about what a cracking pair of norks she has
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh lovely
bet she's popular around here with some elements of the board...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

chompy loves her
desperate sad paperclip love
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

what's this about a cracking pair of tits?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Eczema sufferers weren't mentioned

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Besides being very funny indeed,
I find this post distasteful.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I echo all the sentiments contained above
But a lack of taste has been of no concern to me for some time now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

You used to be so senstive Darth, What happened to you?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I realised that I needed to stop taking the HORRIBLE MEAN THINGS being said to me by fellow B3tans remotely seriously
This place would play havoc with one's self-esteem if I thought anyone meant any of the things they say /hides behind blue-black fringe and glares at the world whilst cutting self and listening to Fallout Boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Fallout Boy?
You're sick in the head. Not even Fallout Boy like Fallout Boy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Although
If I had to own a pair of pants with a bandname on them, they'd be who I'd choose.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Ah, but
what if you travelled back in time wearing them, and met your Mum when she was your age? She might assume you were a sidekick to some kind of radioactive superhero
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

In which case you should wear emo-underwear
with the words PANIC! (at the disco) to remind you exactly what emotion you should feel at your mum hitting on you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Amazing
You've managed to think of an emo band even more stunningly inept than Fallout Boy. With worrying speed, too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

oh ew

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I can assure you
that when she is not mentioning her breasts, her posts are incredibly dull and badly written. She seems like a prize buffoon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

don't talk about my second account like that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)