I saw the cap lock proclamation of you being COOL
and assumed the whole post was a bunch of lies so didn't read.

I have a MUCH more important question:

My yellow highlighter has run out. Should I replace with another yellow or branch out to green, orange or blue?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:27, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

blue

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

get one of them multi highlighter disc things
so you can change colour at whim.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

That's the dream but I'm pretty sure my work isn't that cool

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I'm in charge of stationery
the office has become much more colourful. Although I'm concerned they may discover that the shoe shaped tape dispenser wasn't free like I said it was.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Was it more than £4.99?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

no, it was £3.79!
is £5 the benchmark for being caught out?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Replace with a black permanent marker.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Brange?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

BRANGE?
Get a blue one.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Brange isn't a colour
silly lab
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It is
It's a little bit of blue, and a lot of orange.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Green.
Green is good. Or orange. Not blue though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

What the fuck's wrong with blue?
I like blue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I used to write in blue pen in school
even now I've switched to black it's a bit weird.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

It doesn't really highlight
as much as make the words underneath harder to see. Well, mine does anyway. Orange is probably the best highlighter colour.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

It goes black when you xerox it.
Looks like a letter from prison.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

When you WHAT it?
*seethes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

photocopy
I suppose you don't hoover, or something else I can't think of either?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

He doesn't hoover
His manservant does.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

He hoovers with his willy?
He has a self sucking cock?

*explodes*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I don't Hoover
I vacuum. I've never Hoovered.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I vacuum

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Ok pedantic ones.
I assume you mean you have a machine that lowers the air pressure by only a tiny amount and nowhere near a vacuum, which is used to clear dust from household surfaces.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

but it's called a vacuum cleaner so that's what I call it.
I understand the point you're making with the xerox thing, but it's not the norm to say xerox instead of photocopy unless you're American. We don't turn every brand name into a verb. I don't HP my letters, I print them. I don't Nokia someone, I phone them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

^What she says

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I guess I've been badly brought up.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

It's merely a generational thing, Bartles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You'll need a replacement yellow
otherwise your autism levels will spack out
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I think yellow is the most practical highlighter

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I've been giving it the love today
so I agree
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Blue is the best colour
but yellow is the clearest. Decisions, decisions
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

TEAL, motherfuckers.
I found a teal highlighter at work. I have since been made KING OF THE OFFICE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

F RI
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Another promotion?
Why thank you Vippers, I'll be round Thursday for my 'coronation', make sure you're waxed by then.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

you can count on me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Seeing as you're from Exeter,
all the way up to 23!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)