There are some big threads on the go lately...
ANY STONERS HERE?

Give me the low down on a lump of cheap cannabis. I am getting £20-30 worth and intend on getting high somehow. What is the most idiot-proof method? I don't smoke so joint-making will be difficult.

Bong's may be an idea but are pricey (£15ish). I am tempted to make one of those things with a coke bottle and bin bag but this may be frowned upon by the weed community. I haven't got a fucking clue.

Would anybody like to guide me?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:49, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I believe the proper stoners
put it up their noses in big lumps (not like snorting, more like crayons)

alternatively, inject into tear ducts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Doesn't sound like a technique to be sniffed at

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Um, eating it is alright but fraught with the potential for mistakes
I suggest getting a smoker to roll you some spliffs or buy a pipe and some screens.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Mistakes?
Such as??
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I've seen people knock the filters and tobacco out of cigarettes and do it that way
or use a paper towel roll
I'm sure there's some place on the internet that can guide you
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 18:59, Reply)

drugs!? on the internet!
I doubt it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I tried to find videos on how to pierce a monroe and guess what, there were NONE [when i say none I mean it was teens doing it with a sewing needle]
and all these posts saying "you should seek a professional"
WHAT
I thought you could learn ANYTHING on the internet!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:07, Reply)

we got shown clips at the college
on how to do nitrous oxide. I thought that was very helpful of them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I introduced a few people at work to EverybodyDoesIt.com , I should have totally affiliated that mo'fo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Listen up son, I know it's "rad" and "Gnarly" to do "weed" these days, that all the "Hip" kids are doing it.
But you ought to know, the story of my mate Dean. He took the "waccy baccy" once, and he liked it, he liked it so much that he found that he didn't like anything else as much. Before long he started stealing from the church collection plate. Dropped out of Uni where he was about to get a 1st in Curing Cancer and Aids. Ended up in jail for an unrelated incidence where he was raped in the bumhole by his "Boyfriend" on a daily basis. He got out and cault a cold, which they say if he didn't have a weakened imume system from the "dope", he would have gotten over it a lot quicker. Last month he was found autoasphixiated in his flat with his pants around his ankles and BGB's knickers around his face.

They say if he didn't touch the "merry jane", we wouldn't have cancer today. Instead, he _was_ a cancer, a cancer on everyone he knew.

Don't walk down that path, nobody deserves that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:07, Reply)

Gonz I am a regular reader of your food blog
the least you can do is GIMME SOME GODDAMN ANSWERS
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Hah, ace ! =DDD
To tell you the truth, weed doesn't really work possativly for me. It effects me badly, and I've seen it be the major (but not 100%) reason for a lot of people's lives go to pot. They all pulled out right in the end, but they still went way down hill. I'm not saying that's the way it works for everyone though, and a lot of people lead healthy productive lives while taking the stuff reguarly.

To skin up, you empty about 1/2 a normal ciggerette (not rolling 'backy) into a rizler with a sprinkle of weed or crumbled hash*. You then make a 'roach' out of cardboard, which is a tiny roll of cardboard; the packet from the fags or rizzler would do. Apparently silver rizzler is the 'smoothest' smoke, but contains really bad=for-you chemicals, like clorine. If you then YouTube on how to skin up, it'll show you how to do it. Practice with just backy first until you get the knack of it, if you don't do it right you can 'canoe' the joint which means the top/bottom half will burn quicker and thus stuff can fall out. There is also 'packing', which is when you pack the mix in further using something like the flint part of a clipper lighter, but don't do it too tight or it won't pull when you smoke it.

Near me, there are quite a few shops where you can buy drug parphanalia, such as on www.everybodydoesit.com , where you can get a 'grinder' to grind up the weed/hash into a dust better. The sparkly crystals, the 'tcb', is the bit that gets you high. Personally, I wouldn't want a high PCB content, as I'm not used to it, but that'll be the 'good stuff' from most people. They also sell these little smoking pipes that means you don't need the tobacco (I think, donno for sure), that would be a 'smoother' smoke, the magnatised credit card ones cool down the smoke and are supposed to be the best.... you might have a local shop that does them, which would be easier than learning how to skin up.

There is also the fact that you can use the stuff to bake into cookies or brownies, I've never tried that but it might be easier to do it that way.


* If you got hash, it's like a block of ressin, that you hold a lighter too and crumble it with your fingers. If you don't crumble it into a dust, you get 'hot rocks', which can burn clothes or furniture.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Well that sounds like a good entry to the blog
I think I'm going to have to youtube this like you suggest. To be honest the small amount I've dabbled in cannabis in the past (joints), all it has done is make a weird feeling crawl around my face and then into my teeth where I get PAIN. It's bizarre.

Hoping that this particular brand (hopefully even some green grassy type stuff) will not have such effects.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)

Nah', I don't want to assosiate myself with the stuff, and people like family and potential work sometimes look at it.
I used to try it about once a year up 'till three years ago, just to confirm that I really don't get on well with the stuff.

If you know that you don't like the stuff, and if you don't mind me asking, why you trying it again?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:04, Reply)

rollie machines FTW!
That's what I used to use many years ago.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I thought they were no good for joints as they compact it too much.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I never had any complaints.

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Nah, they are rubbish.
Rolling by hand is the way forward.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Not when you're cack handed like I was.

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Then keep practising.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I WAS A LAZY STONER!!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Are we still talking about the weed?
,P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I heard they roll too thin

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:56, Reply)

And they don't cone.
You need a cone shape for a good spliff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Get a rolling mat.
You can shape/cone as you wish with one of them.

However, you cannot beat rolling by hand.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:11, Reply)

A £10 note
works just as well.

Specifically, roll up a little bit of cardboard (5x2cm or so) to stop burnt bits getting in your lungs, place on a £10 note, add weed and a few strands of tobacco if you want (makes it easier to roll). Pic

Fold the note in half, roll between your fingers for a bit until the mixture starts to form a sorta cylindrical shape. Unfold, slide a rolling paper glue side up a little under the mixture (like this) and carefully roll it up until just the glue strip is sticking out. Lick the strip, finish rolling to stick it down and retrieve your perfectly-formed joint.
(four, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Alternatively, learn to fucking skin up and don't look like an amateur.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)

It's the easiest way to roll
and I imagine they can't be arsed to spend most of their first time swearing at little bits of paper
(four, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:38, Reply)

If you can't skin up you don't get to be in my gang
It's as bad as liking pendulum, laughing at Michael McIntyre and believing Green Day to be 'a proper band'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Good God! another joint rolling bore.
I used to hang around with guys who would take ages to roll the perfect spliff, extolling the virtues of every angle of each joint while we all sat there waiting to get high.

JUST GET THE FUCKING THING ROLLED, IT'S GOING TO BE ON FIRE IN FIVE MINUTES.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

*shakes head in disbelief*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:52, Reply)

they were clearly losers
the art is being able to skin up the perfect spliff in as short a time as possible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Shove it up your arse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 20:38, Reply)