Don't let his anger fool you
Monty has a one-sided bed, just to ensure that he can always wake up on the wrong side of it and continue his mighty reign of grump upon this board.

Let's face it, imagine what this place would become if he woke up on the right side of bed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it'd be full of LOVE.
sickly, gooey love.

Actually I was having the weirdest dream about that half an hour ago. The love thing, not monty getting out of bed thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)

LIKE MY ANUS
(Well, someone was going to make that joke at some point)

So...erm...anyway...was it an interesting dream?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Not as interesting as ours my dear.
Got any hair grips yet?
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Why yes...would you prefer if I...left them in?
*tries to do seductive voice and fails on account of sounding like Rowley Burkin*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I don't remember much about it, just the general gist.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Were hair accessories involved?

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

no. Hands were, if I recall correctly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

This is all a bit weird
I'm on the board, as evidenced by my ill-timed thread, and yet you seem happy to assume the position (hehe) of bumder-in-chief. Back off, junior, or I'll bitchslap you into the middle of next week
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

There is plenty of room for more than one bumder on here.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

GAYFIIIIIGGHTTT!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I'm sorry to bring this up Monty,
bu the way you said that was REALLY gay. I can imagine you waving your hands excitedly whilst wearing a pink snood as you say it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You keep your perverted fantasies to yourself, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Too late
Far, far too late
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)