Congratulations my friend!
Football was awesome yes but even better news is we have narrowed our search for a band name down to two. They are 'Not for Monty' and 'Why Fidelity?'

Alt Q: Ryu as I would be in charge of controlling him and am unbeatable.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:29, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why Fidelity is shit
decision made!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I actually don't know what your band is called Vippers
Morning by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

you are not missing out
our name seems increasingly stupid and I'm annoyed that we are stuck with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

They're called
The Smugtones
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

That would be so much better than our actual name
and I may store that for future use.

I'd also like to call my band the Crackhouse Ceilidh Band
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I quite like the name you've got now tbh
Definitely memorable
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

it is memorable
but I'd prefer something a bit snappier.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I must confess, I don't think your current name is all that great.
It makes you sound like a novelty act, a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Monty in not liking something shocker

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

that's the trouble
when we started out we weren't taking it seriously at all. Was just me and my mate. Now we are an actual band who aren't that bad I feel we are lumbered with a stupid name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

It doesn't do you justice.
You want something serious like 'Smug Drugglers'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

difficult to shift now unfortunately
at least my side project has a sensible name....oh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Haha you just can't help yourself can you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

you know the worst thing?
they're both my fucking fault
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

What's the side project name?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

'Not for Bobby'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Genius

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

The Red Squirrel / Grey Squirrel Scenario

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

That's alright

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

yeah, I don't mind that one
particularly as it is ludicrous self-indulgent prog-rock based.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

It's perfect then
descriptive, a little pretentious, positively screams prog rock darling.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

that was the idea
you know what you are letting yourself in for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I cannot comment, as founder member of 'Electric Head Funk'...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I absolutely love that name

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Fucks sake just tell me what your band's called
I listen to a lot of German and Norwegian Aggrotech with unwielding names like Solitary Experiments and Needle Sharing. I probably won't think it's that bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

It#s "something than your average bear", might be louder? can't quite recall.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Dumber

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

"Dumber than your average bear"
...in Solitary Experiments' defence, English isn't their first language.

I can't point fingers, the only time I ever came up with a band name it was Fatal Death
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

it's Dumber than the average bear
not great eh?

Fatal Death is fucking awful though, let's be honest.

My old band was called Toaster. A good robust name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

that is super shit DF
you should go to the nearest mirror and have a serious fucking word!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I was 17
and we were pratting about with the idea of forming a Swedish Death Metal band whose songs were called things like "Volvos from Valhalla" and "Ode of the Moose Farmer". Even though neither of us could play an instrument, other than guitar (badly). And weren't Swedish.

It could be argued we weren't taking the concept entirely seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

It's not the silliest name
I quite like it. But I don't really care what bands are called. I like Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly and Dananananakroyd and things like that, they're amusing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

awww fanks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Not up to me,
I like the Monty one as it was my suggestion. Gonna let the boys choose tonight at the footie.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Why Fidelity?
*head in hands*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I go through periods of liking it and then thinking it's wank.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Please don't choose it.
If I saw a band poster with that on it I'd rip them off the wall and piss on them.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I want Not for Monty
makes me chuckle every time
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

That name is so poor
Blue Peter are having a bring-and-buy sale to raise money for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Do you like Not for Monty?
I came up with that one. *prouds*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

He won't like it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

That's why it's fab.
How are you? did you hand your notice in?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

fine thanks and no not yet

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

are you waiting until the most devastating opportunity
or are you chickening out?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I want to say the former
but Why Fidelity is awesome. My best friend's boyfriend would love that. Although technically they're in an open relationship so it's not infidelity, whatever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

best friend's
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I am assuming your band is Fucking Shit?
What about that for a name? 'The Fucking Shit'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You wouldn't like it
It is heavily influenced by electronica.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

We all play synth

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I blew a bloody clot of coke-encrusted snot
from my nose this morning, that was 'heavily influenced by electronica'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

electronica brain tumour
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You've still got it!
More please!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Always leave them wanting more Mr Boyce

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

That was probably part of your septum.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)