it's worse being a fat bloke in my experience
I'd see all manner of ugly retards getting attention from nice girls.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Definitely this
Honestly now I've finally stuck at the gym I have noticed that I get more smiles or looks now. The more that comes off the more attention you get. Plus I can buy cooler clothes too.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I haven't been single for about 9 years
(small overlap between mrs V and ex)

would be interested to see how I got on these days since losing a load of weight and with my beard and stuff. I suspect I'd probably still do badly.

Being able to buy better clothes is much better though. I can buy things in a medium these days rather always having to get extra large. It's great.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I'll get back to you about the medium clothes in a few months

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

With your beard
It's a wonder you're still engaged.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I know
you would've thought she'd have rushed me down the aisle* before I could get away


*I rushed your mum and your wife down the aisle IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I totally get what you mean.
And I'm a little bit sad.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

That's why you're facing six years

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You get smiles with a face like that?
Seriously?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

You are becoming predictable and dull.
Mix it up a bit. Think of it as a game of poker. You need to change gears every so often.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Ugh the correct reply was:
You got married with a face like this?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Thank you.
I can't wait until November, I'm totally gonna drop in with some sushi and I'll be all like "Oh Hi Gonz, I was just passing and I had this sushi left over and I wondered if .... Oh Hi TGB! I had NO IDEA you would be here, what an AMAZING coincidence, you know what, you know what we should do since you're here, we should totally ditch this sushi *chucks sushi at Gonz* and go and get a beer, what do you reckon?"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Oh man I'd ditch everyone for you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

We can totally go to the wetherspoons over the road
and I'll let you have any of the beers that are on special offer and if we stay there long enough then I'll buy you a burger and a beer too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

A promise written on b3ta is a legally binding contract

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

They're laughing at him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He doens't know it
but someone stuck a sign on his trousers saying "I'm a Twat", but he can't see it under his belly.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

ugly blokes getting action, I don't have a problem with
it's when they are cunts to boot that it gets on my tits. Depressing when a combination of lack of self-esteem and fear of being alone causes people to go out with arseholes that just make them miserable.

Actually that applies to both sexes. If you aren't a cunt, there is someone decent out there for you. Don't settle for some shitweasel just for fear of dying alone surrounded by cats.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

It will happen.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I've got the cat shelter on speedial.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

oh, fucking hell
for some reason that scanned to me like Nickleback "Rock Star"

"Everybody's got a cat shelter on speed-dial"

I think that 277% improves that song immediately
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

that's what bugged me
even when fat I wasn't massively fat, and certainly not ugly, I'm also not a prize cunt, and yet it was rare that I got anywhere.

Not much surprise that my last two long-term gfs were both friends for a good while first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Yes you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I hate to say this, but it's probably because we rarely have the balls to up-front ask.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I think you are right
I've got a shitload more self-confidence these days.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Me too.
Once you get the first few rapes under your belt you feel AMAZING, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

hard not to really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I always find whispering, or even shouting the immortal
"Let's not turn this rape into a murder", works absolute wonders
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)