You can'r wank while you've got one hand on the mouse and the other on wasd

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

just pause it?
this tip will work wonders for your sex life tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You can't pause WoW
GOD DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

But what if I have to pee?
Or converse with real life people?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

There are safe places to stop or you can just log off.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Safe places?
You're not in actual danger.
(Cave Duck, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

hahahahahahaha
you're funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

So if I was just frolicking in a field with you or whatever
and Wiggy had made my tea, if I just logged off would lots of orcs or whatever be able to just come and cut my head off repeatedly until I'd finished my tea and logged back on?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

no, it doesn't quite work like that.
Oh fuck it I can't be bothered to explain.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Ok so say we're mishing about
and you turn to me and go "oh just grab that Gem Of Elzedar" or whatever and then you look round and realise that I've just disappeared. Is it like that?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Kinda
Your 'body' remains there for a bit, not moving and very, very vulnerable.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

like after sex?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

just like that
But for longer, like, minutes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:05, Reply)

where as after sex you've jumped out the window within 2 seconds.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Even when I'm at home
It's how I get my kicks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

depends who it was with

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

They come through your Intertubes
And invade your house!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

if you knew real life people
who liked you, you wouldn't be on WOW in the first place, i presume
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Yeah and you'd never read a book because you'd always be with other people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

i read hundreds of - oh.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

What do you tying the empty 2ltr bottle of tesco boost is for?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh
no sex for you then

business as usual
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)